Sunday, July 31, 2011

Which one's Thelma and which one's Louise?



Unconfirmed Sources

Unconfirmed sources report that Republican leaders John Boehner and Eric Cantor are in stable condition this morning after a late night auto accident. The accident occurred when the vehicle, a classic convertible driven by Cantor, plunged into the Potomac after hitting the Debt Ceiling. The pair miraculously survived the crash, but they both received serious injuries to their credibility.

Hey, no credibility to begin with, no damage, but wreckin' a '60 T-Bird is inexcusable.

"They were really cooking," says night watchman Keith Barnes, who saw the whole thing. "They tried to pass the Debt Ceiling, but they didn't make it. The car hopped the sidewalk, hit a parking meter and went airborne. It was horrible to watch."

Actually, except for the grudgingly acceptable collateral damage to the T-Bird, I think it'd be FUN to watch.

3 comments:

Fixer said...

... wreckin' a '60 T-Bird ...

I wouldn't mind dicking up the nose of one if I could run 'em both over with it. But then again, I can fix it. Heh ...

Gordon said...

I wanta see ya fix it after the taillights pass the headlights when it lands at the bottom of the cliff...:-)

Fixer said...

Not after the cliff, but after I make Boner and Kosher Mouse my hood ornaments. Might dent the grille, you know. Heh ...