Adam: [...] First question: Are corporations really people?
Frank: Hi Adam. Of course they are! They reach out and touch someone, bring good things to life, and bestow two-day erections. [...]
Frank: Given Bachmann's homophobia, Anita Bryant may be due for a comeback too.
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Otherwise, my favorite moments involved the sure losers — Cain, who seems like a genuine jackass, and little Ricky Santorum, the annoying younger brother in a fifties sitcom whose only credential for being president of the United States is his own complete and utter lack of self-awareness.
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... little Ricky Santorum, the annoying younger brother in a fifties sitcom whose only credential for being president of the United States is his own complete and utter lack of self-awareness.
Perfectly put.
And, if I had a two-day erection, the Mrs. would put me to work beating the rugs (literally). Heh ...
After the rugs are nice and clean, she'll put you to work digging post holes for the boundary picket fence she's always wanted.
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