Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

White House: Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney Leaving, Rep. Mark Meadows Replacing Him
Ass-kisser out, boot-licker in.

Revealed: Secret Service Paid Previously Unreported $157,000 to Trump Properties
That's $400 a room for lousy service, bedbugs, burnt steak.

Study: Rats in New York Have Adapted to New Yorkers' Diets
They'll eat anything except an Impossible Burger.

Survey: Many Millennials Can't Change Light Bulb By Themselves
Fortunately, there are thousands of YouTube instructional videos demonstrating how.