Monday, February 19, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Intel Chiefs: Russia Plotting To Sway 2018 Elections
Already meeting with top Trump officials.
President Now Says He's “Totally Against Domestic Violence”
Except when it's the victim's fault.
Report: Steve Bannon Considering Presidential Run
On the Monster Raving Loony ticket.
New Doglike Robot Can Open Doors
Breakthrough, funded by dogs, means we're no longer needed.

Monday, February 12, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

United States Set to Borrow $1 Trillion, 84% Jump from Last Year
Trump's plan: stiff creditors, declare bankruptcy.
NASA Releases Most Distant Photo Ever
Taken a few seconds before big bang.
San Diego: 9-Year-Old Girl Scout Sells 300 Boxes of Cookies in One Hour in Front of Marijuana Dispensary
Currently being recruited by Morgan Stanley.
Michelle Bachmann: God Doesn't Want Me to Run for Senate
Told her she's “nutty as a fruitcake.”

Monday, February 5, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Report: Trump Asked Rosenstein if He Was “On My Team”
Same question Putin asked Trump.
NFL: Microchips in Every Game Ball, But League Resists Putting Them in Helmets
Afraid they'll be damaged by frequent impact.
Monopoly Introduces New “Cheater's Edition”
Boardwalk replaced by Trump Tower.
Study: Americans Staying Home More, Saving Energy
Boarding up windows, shutting off gas, electricity, eating cat food.

Monday, January 29, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

DOOMSDAY CLOCK MOVES CLOSEST TO MIDNIGHT SINCE 1950'S
When parents thought rock and roll would destroy the world.
Report: First Lady Living in Nearby Hotel Since Affair Revelations
Now fears manager of Motel 6 will out her to ICE agents.
Russia: Putin Opposition Leader Jailed Two Months Before Elections
In U.S., Oprah, Joe Biden, and The Rock are all detained.
Senate Democrats Agree to End Shutdown Based on Promise by Mitch McConnell
He promises each one of them a path to citizenship.