Monday, April 27, 2009

How to Have Fun with the Coming Pandemic

The Rude Pundit is a the kinda guy who likes to stir things up, like running an outboard motor in the punch bowl. Heh.

Hey, kids, swine flu's got you down? Then do what the Rude Pundit does: when life gives you a virus, make virusade. You can use the swine flu outbreak to totally fuck with the nutzoid right and help along their delusional, conspiratorial fantasies about Barack Obama and the federal government. Shit, maybe we can get 'em to the point where they barricade themselves in caves, armed to the teeth, daring the feds to find them. Over at places like Free Republic, they're startin' to get monkeyfuck crazy about the whats and whys. Michelle Malkin has broken out her red, white, and blue 10-inch vibrator that pumps her kooz to the strains of Ted Nugent's "Wango Tango" in order to write how the virus makes the country needs "to get serious" about stronger borders more than ever. Here's a few spreadable rumors to egg 'em on:

I don't doubt that we'll actually hear a few of these from the whackjob right.

Just go see. Total liquid alert!

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