tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7530739.post5387827677036946471..comments2024-03-02T05:30:52.253-05:00Comments on Alternate Brain: Headline of the DayFixerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09672137568947891733noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7530739.post-69563560492471432732011-08-29T15:27:11.311-04:002011-08-29T15:27:11.311-04:00Dear Michelle: If God is omnipotent enough to send...Dear Michelle: If God is omnipotent enough to send an earthquake or a hurricane to "send a message", why can't he just send an email or an IM or even a Twitter tweet? What, the keys on these keyboards are too small for his big giant omnipotent God fingers or something? But... but he's GOD, right? He can just *create* him some little fingers to press the keys if he wants to, right? I mean, you're sayin' that He can create the world, and dwarfs, and everything else in it, but He can't even send a fucking TEXT MESSAGE?<br /><br />Lame, dude. Just sayin'. <br /><br />- Badtux the Snarky PenguinBadTuxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01345749557330760251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7530739.post-21749840267984154622011-08-29T14:52:37.599-04:002011-08-29T14:52:37.599-04:00But, but....the yellow brick road and that charmin...But, but....the yellow brick road and that charming little town of Republican midgetsmandthttp://adgitadiaries.blog-city.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7530739.post-24206831448697727682011-08-29T14:04:25.637-04:002011-08-29T14:04:25.637-04:00Because real life is not The Wizard Of Oz?Because real life is not <i>The Wizard Of Oz</i>?Gordonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05772126106416366135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7530739.post-37689068514378110172011-08-29T13:33:35.200-04:002011-08-29T13:33:35.200-04:00Why didn't god drop a house on her. Is that a ...Why didn't god drop a house on her. Is that a sign?mandthttp://adgitadiaries.blog-city.comnoreply@blogger.com