With a Cutlass in Either Hand and a Pistol in the Other

"Ambush is Murder and Murder is Fun!"

The Bushies know this well and are experts at it. It's their only tactic anyway, as they have no record of accomplishment. None they care to talk about anyway. Personal attacks are all they've got.

Senator Kerry well knows, as does any 19-year-old kid Marine, that the only way to break an ambush is to assault it head-on with all guns blazing, brass flying, and murder in your soul.

Get after it, Sen. Kerry! Time's a-wastin'. Turn into them, firewall the throttles, and work those triggers like there's no tomorrow! There aren't many. If you burn out your barrel, we'll get you a new one.

Or call an air strike or naval gunfire. Or run over them with a garbage truck. Just do it quick!