They write themselves*

Incredible. And he actually believes this shit:

... I am proud of the efforts we did. We liberated that country from a tyrant. I think the Iraqi people owe the American people a huge debt of gratitude, and I believe most Iraqis express that... ~ the Chimp on 60 Minutes.

*An increasingly regular series as reality and the Bush administration get farther and farther apart.

Great thanks to Xsociate for the link.