Tell him what he wants to hear ...

Bill Maher has a good idea:

New Rule: For the next 18 months, let Bush be Reagan. A completely dissociative personality who lets the real work of the nation go on elsewhere, while he sits behind his desk and hums. I don't think the problem is that Bush lives in a bubble. I say make the bubble thicker. Use the armor we can't get to the troops. For example, on this whole "bomb Iran" thing. Let's not, and just tell him we did.

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Keep him ignant and figure out a way to overload the Dickster's pacemaker and we might make it through until the elections.

Great thanks to litbrit at Shakes' place for the heads up.