Wish I was there ...

Yeah, right. The Chimp waving his prick (or flinging shit) to impress the righty bloggers:

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" N.Z. Bear," one of the eight guests sitting around a table with Bush at the White House, reported: "Responding to one of the bloggers in Iraq he expressed envy that they could be there, and said he'd like to be there but 'One, I'm too old to be out there, and two, they would notice me.'"

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At which point all the assembled bloggers pulled their pants to their ankles and began flogging furiously.

Froomkin points out the irony:

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He certainly hasn't ever put himself in harm's way. The president who avoided serving in Vietnam as a young man has made only three visits to Iraq since declaring that major combat operations were over more than four years ago. All three of the visits were unannounced and featured extensive security.

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I'd wager none of the bloggers have served either but all of 'em can talk a good line. I wonder if they all had to take turns fellating the Royal Prick for the opportunity.