Flash! Hookers 'do it'...

This is just a bald-faced, shameless attempt to appeal to your (tee-hee!) prurient interests. I know this is 'old news', but apparently that's about what the gals thought Cunningham was too, 'old news'. From TPM Muckraker:

Prosecution Rests in Wilkes Trial

Of course, they closed with the hookers.

Both of the prostitutes told the same story: Wilkes' nephew brought them into the hotel suite. And from there:

"They asked us if we wanted to get naked and get into the Jacuzzi," [Donna] Rozetta said.

"What did you do," prosecutor [Phillip] Halpern asked.

"We got naked and got in the Jacuzzi," Rozetta replied.

Shocking!

Then there's the "Peel me a grape, Cunny Honey..." incident. Heh.

The only question that came to my mind whilst reading this stuff was: after ya get the gals nekkid, where do ya swipe the ATM card?

Update:

Could the Cunning ham deal have anything to do with L'il Fat Denny's early retirement? Gee, ya think?

I think it would be a lot easier for all these Repugs to leave the ship if they took off the rat shields. Heh.