ALI AL SALEM AIR BASE, Kuwait First lady Laura Bush told hundreds of U.S. troops Thursday that the American people stand by them in the Iraq war and the security situation in the country was improving due to their efforts.
"I'm here to tell you that the American people stand with our troops," she said. "No matter what you might read in the newspapers, people do appreciate the gift of freedom."
Oh, the poor dear! She was supposed to be a rich, still marketably attractive widow by now. That window has closed. So sad.
Note to Laura: Ya done yer job, Pickles. Award yerself a bonus Prozac, pour a tumbler of yer favorite colorless booze, and take a break and relax. You've earned it, shillin' fer that worthless bastard yer married to, Heaven knows. Ya might wanta put some fresh batteries in that other thing, too...
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