Quotes of the day

From a piece on Bush's press conference the other day at The Swamp:

As for Putin’s plans to remain as prime minister:

"I've been planning that myself,'' Bush joked.

Joked. Yeah, right...

And from 'comments', the Chimp thinking to himself about a reporter asking an actual question:

'He wouldn't be so cocky with a couple electrodes attached to his nut-sac.'

Neither would you, Bushie-boy.