OCTOBER 8--An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs...
Look, I don't care if you like to get trussed up like a Christmas turkey and violate your orifices with strange objects. If that's what gets ya off, god bless ya, I've seen stranger shit, but the hypocrisy of these people's ravings is unbelievable.
It's easy. Live and let live and nobody will care what you do in private. But don't preach against sexual experimentation and question others' "morality" when you're kinky enough to make a B&D* queen blush.
Looks like God has a sense of humor (or justice) or He wouldn't have let one of His mouthpieces die in a rubber suit with a dildo up his ass.
Off to the shop ...
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