Catholic League president* challenges Bill Maher to fight

*Donohue's not only the president, him and his typewriter are the whole damn Catholic League.

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That Maher deigned to question the divinity of Jesus Christ -- saying he was more skeptical of Christian mythology than that UFOs regularly visit earth -- sent Donahue into an apoplectic rage. The 60-year-old Donahue challenged his longtime nemesis Maher to a fist-fight. Fox News host Megyn Kelly offered to televise the fight right there on Americas' Newsroom.

“Unlike most non-believers, who are generally content to respect the right of most Americans to believe in God, guys like Maher want a brawl," Donahue said Jan. 7. "He should be careful what he wishes for because there are those who pine to deliver.”

Believe it, Donohue. I 'pine' for the opportunity to 'deliver' your ass to the deck my own damn self.

Note to Bill Maher: Since you probably can't fight your way out of a paper bag even though most Irishmen can, and since I wouldn't want your good looks (cough) to be mussed up, and since I wouldn't want you to be accused of beatin' up on a helpless old drunk of a senior citizen, I hereby volunteer to go fight that fat gasbag in your stead. I'm older than him, also an old Catholic drunk, and I would dearly love to have the opportunity to knock his stupid ass into next week. It would be a much more fair fight and more fun to watch besides. Oh please, please, please!