Hard-Hitting Brokaw Questions President-Elect About Whether He's Given Up Cigarettes

Tony Peyser

You know, there's a basic bottom line here
Which many of you may also be thinking:
Tom, don't bitch about Barack's smoking
Unless you ask Bush about his drinking.

Note to Barry: You can go smoke where Bush went to drink and maybe horn a little blow - on the upper balcony at the rear of the White House. You can piss off it like he did too. Also, should you sneak the occasional tipple, and I know it will be more infrequently than Bush did, show a little more class than him and don't throw your empties out in the yard.