Who says ...

There are no black Republicans? There are couple of them and they're all on TV:

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4 out of every 100 African-American votes went for the GOP ticket, FOUR!

Yet, it appears that virtually every African-American under 40 who voted Republican is a commentator on one of the three cable news networks.

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For all you M*A*S*H* fans: "But first, a number."

The Republicans would be funny if they weren't so obvious and the issues weren't so serious.