Why I love Joe Biden ...

See, I'm one of those who sometimes says what's on my mind without taking my audience into account. I can sympathize with Joe. But let me run and I'll have people rolling all night.

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Biden told the fancy-dress audience of 600 guests that newspapers still have a vital role to play: "You can't house-break a puppy on the Internet."

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Biden congratulated Ahnold Schwarzenegger "on a really great speech," adding, "I can hardly wait for the English translation."

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Heh ... Joe had 'em going. My dad used to say that we had to go places twice. Once, when we were invited. The second time, to apologize for something I said. Biden didn't have to say "sorry" this time.