There was a German elephant trainer a few years ago who fed his constipated elephant a buncha laxatives and was standing in the wrong place when they kicked in. Suffocated him to death.
Reading your comment about the German elephant trainer ROTFLAMAO! There is one positive thing to say about this. The elephant shit makes good fertilizer. Some people that I was working with made an annual trip to the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus at Madison Square Garden just to take home some fertilizer. Of course they stayed for the show.
A good illustration of what the Republican/Teabaggers have done in Congress.
ReplyDeleteYeah, we're neck-deep in elephant shit by now.
ReplyDeleteThere was a German elephant trainer a few years ago who fed his constipated elephant a buncha laxatives and was standing in the wrong place when they kicked in. Suffocated him to death.
ReplyDeleteWell, Gordon, America knows just what he went through and the same fate awaits us.
ReplyDeleteHello Gordon,
ReplyDeleteReading your comment about the German elephant trainer ROTFLAMAO! There is one positive thing to say about this. The elephant shit makes good fertilizer. Some people that I was working with made an annual trip to the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus at Madison Square Garden just to take home some fertilizer. Of course they stayed for the show.
Folks use lion and tiger poop to keep varmints outta the garden as well.
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