Friday, September 14, 2012

Any volunteers? [crickets]

Female Fox News contributor says Michelle Malkin ‘needs to get laid’

There would have been more volunteers to go after Osama bin Laden armed with a handful of fairy dust rather than do that. Shudders at the thought.

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  1. No, no. My only big problem with her is what is in her head. Once I got something in her head that I was demonstrably fond of, I'm sure we would get along famously.

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  2. Make sure she takes her teeth out first. :-)

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  3. Would you drive your '66 Shelby GT350 into a fetid, slime-gurgling, crocodile ridden swamp with the windows down? Same thing.

    If I was given a choice between nailing her or having my fingernails pulled out with pliers; I'd say make sure they're Stanley brand 'cause I got a coupon from Home Depot.

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  4. I wouldn't even drive your '66 Shelby GT350 into a fetid, slime-gurgling, crocodile ridden swamp with the windows down! :-)

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