Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Headline of the Day

Former Tenn. Lawmaker Allegedly Drove 90 MPH While Masturbating Out Window
I've been scratching my head trying to figure out how he could do that and there's only one answer - cruise control. And alcohol. Heh.
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5 comments:

  1. montagWed Apr 10, 06:48:00 PM EDT

    It sounds like somebody mooning people through the moon roof.

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  2. Syrbal/LabrysWed Apr 10, 07:30:00 PM EDT

    Talk about mental images I could do without!

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  3. GordonThu Apr 11, 10:50:00 AM EDT

    I kmow! :-)

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  4. GordonThu Apr 11, 10:50:00 AM EDT

    Know. It's early...

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  5. Ole Phat StuFri Apr 12, 02:16:00 PM EDT

    I would need to be sitting on about 2 ft of cushions to get in a position where I could wave my dong out of the window. Am I under-hung? Or how does he do this?

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