“Unfortunately, this has been happening a lot lately; he’ll walk out of the Capitol building, get disoriented, and then we get a call late at night saying that John is in Syria,” McCain’s wife Cindy said upon learning that her 76-year-old husband turned up in the war-torn country after ambling across the Turkey-Syria border and delivering a rambling, incoherent speech to a group of rebels.
More. My sides, they hurt...
Hmm, also in that edition of the world's finest news source, George W. Bush is having trouble finding decent cocaine since leaving the White House. When I showed that to a co-worker, with the top of the page cut off, the look on his face was priceless. Then he realized he was looking at The Onion :).
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