Saturday, August 7, 2010

Saturday Crazy Redneck Music Blogging

This goes out to the families of those whose lives were thrown away needlessly and in vain in pursuit of the neocons' wet dream of American imperialism.

From 1991

That was before we started down the perhaps irreversibly steep part of the slope to the end of empire to join the Romans, the Brits, the Ottomans, and Austria-Hungary among others. A song whose time has, sadly, come once again.


Kathy Mattea ~ The Vacant Chair
Thanks to 1000Magicians, UK.

Judge Walker’s Critics — Divorced From Reason

Mad Kane hits the nail so squarely on the head with this one that I present it in toto.

The gay-bashers are at it again, freaking out at Judge Vaughn Walker’s pro-gay marriage Proposition 8 decision in Perry v. Schwarzenegger. The attacks claim, among other things, that:

The ruling is a travesty of justice because Walker himself is reportedly gay - and because he’s gay, he should’ve removed himself from the case!

Boy, am I glad I never parlayed my law degree into a judgeship. Because, based on this “reasoning,” I would have been duty-bound to recuse myself from any case involving women, Jews, short people, straights, New Yorkers, satirists, versifiers, lawyers, oboe players, agnostics, and people older than … uh … never mind.

That brings me to my latest limerick:

Judge Walker’s Critics — Divorced From Reason
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Judge Walker’s well-reasoned decision
Has been met with gay-bashing derision:
He’s “reportedly gay,”
So was biased their way
.
Oh, just straight guys have unbiased vision?

Well yeah, like, you know, Roberts, Scalia, Thomas et al like Turdblossom, Miss Becky, and Limpbaugh, although I wonder sometimes just how straight they are.

Note to Mad: Good one, hon. Check yer rose bushes...(wink)

Strategic Level Spiritual Warfare (SLSW) Glossary

Talk To Action has the latest on "intercessory prayer", which I take to mean is the christowhackos ganging up their mental powers to rid the planet of godless commie pinkos. Luckily for us, if mental acuity was dynamite, they couldn't blow their nose.

Strategic level spiritual warfare (SLSW) is the ideology behind the growth of "prayer warrior" networks across the nation. [...]

Stategic Level Spiritual Warfare

"A term that pertains to intercessory confrontations with demonic power concentrated over given cities, cultures, and peoples." - Otis

According to C. Peter Wagner, there are levels of spiritual warfare. Ground level spiritual warfare is casting out demons from individuals. Occult level spiritual warfare is confrontations with demons operating through witchcraft and esoteric philosophies (examples are Freemasonry and Tibetan Buddhism). Strategic Level Spiritual Warfare is the highest level dealing with confrontation of territorial principalities that control entire communities, ethnic groups, religions, and nations.

Yeah, those who don't agree with you must be possessed. By reality and common sense.

Go read this. I've got nothing against 'prayer warrior networks' doing a 'gang pray'. It's harmless fun and keeps 'em off the streets and outta our hair.

Take heart from the fact that all their fervent praying to de-demonize us has not the power of one good Librul Vulcan Mind Meld. We should work up a good one of those and blast those suckers back to the Dark Ages where they belong. If we do it on election day they'll think the Repugs have won and be happy as a clam.

Shoot me ...

I'm on vacation as of last night but it sure don't feel like it. Needless to say, Shayna going downhill so quickly over the past two weeks had us focused on her. Thing is, we're leaving for our 20th Anniversary shindig on Tuesday, Usually, for a trip like this, the two week run up is the time everything gets attended to. Laundry (both dry cleaning and regular), figuring out what to bring, what to wear (we'll be getting remarried by the Commodore of Cunard's fleet), and what not to, buying tickets online to attractions we'd like to see while we're there, and getting money changed (for this trip we need Euro, Pounds Sterling, and Rubles) so we have some cash with which to stimulate the local economies. Then to pack the Mrs. for a month, heh ... And we're also setting to the sad task of packing up Shayna's stuff (I finally picked up her food and water bowls about 20 minutes ago) to be stored, which we want to have done before we leave.

That said, I won't be around much in the next couple days getting everything squared away. You will, of course, be able to follow our travels on Worlds. See yas soon and thanks again for all the kind wishes about Shayna.

That said, there may be a four-legged friend around here again soon. Details when we get back.

What collapsing empire looks like

Glenn Greenwald

Does anyone doubt that once a society ceases to be able to afford schools, public transit, paved roads, libraries and street lights -- or once it chooses not to be able to afford those things in pursuit of imperial priorities and the maintenance of a vast Surveillance and National Security State -- that a very serious problem has arisen, that things have gone seriously awry, that imperial collapse, by definition, is an imminent inevitability? Anyway, I just wanted to leave everyone with some light and cheerful thoughts as we head into the weekend.

Gee thanks, Glenn. You're a mensch.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Emmylou Harris and (most of) the Nash Ramblers (Sam Bush, Roy Huskey, Al Perkins and Jon Randall) along with Steve Earle perform 2 songs "Sweet Old World" and "You Know the Rest" at the Opry on January 27, 1996.

The introduction is by Johnny Russell who's famous for this song, which has the best two lines in it anyone ever wrote about me and damn near everybody I know that's worth knowing:

No we don't fit in with that white collar crowd,
We're a little too rowdy and a little too loud.


But I digress...


Thanks to MisterHuskey.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Quote of the Day

Oliver Willis:

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Only in Washington would a resume that says “consumer advocate” be considered a negative for someone running a Consumer Protection Agency.

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Perverting For Profit

Everything is up for grabs even if it makes no sense and nothing is sacred if there might be money to be made. It's the American Way.

Common Dreams

Target and LL Bean Butcher Progressive Musical Legacy

We all remember Nike using The Beatles' Revolution in a commercial, or when Wrangler used Creedence Clearwater's Fortunate Son (to make it look like a patriotic song, not the antiwar ballad it is). Now Target and L.L. Bean have co-opted 2 more progressive classics.

Possibly worse is the new L.L. Bean TV Ad which plays a Smithsonian recording of Wobbly Haywire Mac McClintock singing his original version of The Big Rock Candy Mountain. A member of the radical Union The Industrial Workers of the World during it's height during the early 20th century. He was a contemporary of song writer and organizer Joe Hill, and among the first to publicly sing Hill's The Preacher and the Slave. The recording of McClintock Singing was taken from an interview with him at the end of his life. He talks of the Wobblies and that the original meaning of "The Big Rock Candy Mountain" (the more commercial version was rewritten by Burl Ives). It was a ballad of how older Hobos would trick younger ones to help them survive with stories of the Candy Mountain where there are cigarette trees and alcohol springs. These stories were based in part on springs with lemon flavored carbonated water in the Western United States. Haywire Mac is also known for Hallelujah I'm a Bum. These songs humanized the homeless, now The Big Rock Candy Mountain is being used to sell expensive, yuppie, camping equipment; in Haywire Mac's own voice. He must be rolling in his grave.

How the hell will this help to sell high end camping gear? I shoulda finished college, I guess.



Shit, using this logic, here's Amtrak's next ad:


The Country Gentlemen ~ Joe's Last Train

Another blow for freedom!

First the good decision on Prop 8, then the confirmation of Elena Kagan, and now this:

It's OK to tell police officers to 'f*ck off' *

Now they gotta tell the po-leecemen...

Pretty good coupla days, I'd say.

*Legal perhaps, not recommended.

Headline of the Day

Red Bike Scare: Republican Candidate Warns Bicycle Rentals Will Lead to UN Take-Over

Yeesh.

Yesterday' centrist is today's left winger

Great 'recommended read' by The New York Crank.

The curse of John Mitchell: How a middle of the road guy like me became a raving leftist — without changing any of my political opinions

I still favor almost exactly the same things today. So how come I'm suddenly considered a raving leftist in my dotage?

I haven't found support for this during a quick dive into Google, but I distinctly remember John N. Mitchell, who was Nixon's attorney general, venomously telling a TV interviewer, "This country is going so far to the right you're not going to believe it." I'm pretty sure I'm not imagining that I saw the old sourpuss says this, some time before he did time for his participation in the Watergate scandal.

Well, the vindictive SOB was right. We moved so far to the right that we're even to the right of John N. Mitchell, who while a New York State official tried to borrow money in defiance of the voters with something called "moral obligation bonds."

Mitchell's dead. But his
evil curse lives on.

What's happened is, a huge chunk of Americans have gone so far to the right that they're now voting to destroy themselves.

And they want to take the rest of us down with them.

What is now "centrist" — like Barack Obama — used to be considered conservative Republicans. What are now right wing Republicans used to be considered batshit crazy lunatics. And today's batshit crazy lunatics like the "Tea Party" party-goers, Michelle Bachmann, Sharron Angle, and Mitch McConnell, and John Boehner, and this week's version of John McCain would have been locked up in mental institutions because they're a danger to themselves and others.

I can relate to this post. Up until the right wing curse fell on the land, I was only called a communist once and that was by a good friend because I don't care much for baseball. Now it happens all the time, at least in the media. I used to be more to the right side of left of center, but I like to think I've gotten wiser and more fair over the years.

It's pretty far left these days to think the Constitution means equal treatment under the law for all, ain't it?

Gay marriage makes the world shrug

Friday Morford on how gay marriage has not collapsed the nations that have recognized it so far.

What the hell is wrong with them? Didn't they get the newsletter? Don't they know how very wrong, sinful, sick and perverted they all so obviously are? Haven't they heard the hoarse wails of the terrified Mormon elders, the raspy screams of the obsolete Vatican, the tightened bowels of confused fundamentalists of nearly every major religion worldwide, all of them absolutely positive that allowing certain kinds of consenting adults who love each other to get married will spell the end of civilization, families, innocence, the military, God's bitter and judgmental love as we know it? Someone should send them a pamphlet.

Meanwhile, back here in the land of fear and rainbow flags and rivers of fundamentalist misinformation flowing like Coors Light at a NASCAR rally, we still can't seem to figure anything out. The stillborn bastard troll known as Prop 8 has finally been overturned by a fine federal judge, deemed unconstitutional by a mile, not to mention unconscionable, unrealistic, not a little bit hateful, and just plain dumb.

This is what we are learning: The U.S. matters less and less in the grand public debate, the global shift, the Great Understanding. In the past few decades we've seen nation after nation fly right by us in many a happy category, from humanitarianism to education, health care to drugs, sexuality to the arts, prison systems to pollution, transportation to spiritual awareness. What a sad, strange trip it's been.

Trip on the rest of it.

Thank you ...

My wife and I would like to thank you all for your comments and good thoughts on the loss of our Shayna. You've made this time a bit easier to get through. Our readers and commenters are truly the best.

Geezers ...

A friend of mine on Facebook, and also a fellow blogger, said Gord and I reminded her of Statler and Waldorf:

Statler and Waldorf are a pair of Muppet characters. They are two ornery, disagreeable old men who first appeared in the television series The Muppet Show heckling the rest of the cast from their balcony seats ...




That works. Heh ...

Grand plans aside ...

The "Human Factor" is always an equalizer. Gordon found a clip of a "crash-proof" motorcycle. Heh ...

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Pic of the Day

Via UL:



Click = Big

There is much weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth in the Repug camp today. Heh.

Following up on Fixer's post, the whining from the never-right has commenced, as we knew it would.

Raw Story

UPDATE: Right wing groups slam 'tyrannical, abusive' California gay marriage ruling

Yes, any time they don't get their way is 'tyrannical' and 'abusive'.

Hey, fuck you, ya whiny ass tittie babies. Shit, every time they do get their bullying way, it's t & a to the rest of us.

AFA: Judge should have recused himself because he's gay

Heh. Joke's on you! Didn't know G.H.W. had a sense of humor that'd come back and bite ya on the ass, didja?

Former House speaker Newt Gingrich called the decision "an outrageous disrespect for our Constitution"

Au contraire, mon petit batcrap crazy chou. It is extremely respectful of the Constitution. Thank God and some wise old-timers for the goddamned piece of paper that tries to protect us from the likes of him.

If you believe in parts of the Bible or the Constitution, that's fine. Say so. But if you only believe in certain parts, don't say you believe in the whole goddam things and then bitch when one of the parts you only believe in when it suits you is upheld in favor of the greater good that you don't believe in ever. That's the very definition of hypocrisy, and thy name is Repuglicant.

Just as an aside, I use Service Manuals every day of my working life and I don't believe 100% of them, but they're a good place to start. Sometimes they're wrong and have Amendments, just like the Constitution. Sometimes they need to be interpreted creatively, like the living documents they and the Constitution are. God gave us brains to outsmart the wrong things other people tell us.

Update:

A comment on one of several articles about the Prop 8 ruling in the EssEffChron:

"The important point here is that U.S. law cannot be legitimately based solely on moral disapproval. ” by Ornot

This ain't as over as we'd like it to be, but right now fairness is on "top", so to speak. Take that up to the nuts, forces of darkness!

Headline of the Day and then some

LV Sun

Angle: “What’s happening (in America)..is a violation of the 1st Commandment,” entitlements “make government our God.”

Much more, praise the Lord!

Between this and her 'friendly questions from the press' stance, come ta think of it, every time she opens her mouth, she's diggin' herself into a deeper hole.

Sharpen that shovel for ya, hon? With my, er, Angle grinder...

This woman is the absolute embodiment of everything that's wrong with the right-wing that is trying to reshape our country into what it never was, or worse, what it really was that we're trying desperately day in and day out to defend against. That said, I'll give her this - she's the only one of her ilk honest or naive enough to say what she really thinks. Or maybe Harry told her to.

Update:

Barbara's Buzz

If you ever wondered exactly why the Founding Fathers of the United States of America felt the necessity of separating church and state, it most certainly was because they had to know that someday the radical right fundamentalist Sharon Angle would be running for office in order to shove her brand of extreme religious ideology down the throats of Americans nationwide! Keep in mind the convoluted thinking, of this women Angle, is what came up with this fanatical projection---"'...a violation of the 1st Commandment,' entitlements 'make government our God.'” Surely Ms. Angle has lost somewhere in the deep dark recesses of her mind and soul that biblical phrase, "whatever you do for the lest of them, you do for me" (Matthew 25:35-40 - G), surely she has forgotten God's call to administer to the sick, the hungry, and to all those in need!

I'm sure she thinks that's all well and good as long as nobody is asked to pay for it.

It just came to me that the real violation of the 1st Commandment in this country is Wall Street and the Repugs' worship of money. 1 Timothy 6:10 KJV. It has pierced the rest of us with many sorrows too.

Yes!

On a night when some good news was sorely needed, this was very good to hear:

We won! The federal court has handed the American Foundation for Equal Rights and all Americans a major civil rights victory by ruling to strike down Proposition 8. Though this is a tremendous moment in the battle for equality, the court’s ruling is already being challenged by Prop 8’s proponents.

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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Good Night, Sweet Princess ...

At 7:45 pm EDT, our beautiful girl passed on painlessly, quietly, in our arms.



Princess Shayna
October 1998 - August 2010


We are heartbroken.