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I got home from vacation last night. Got up this morning and started to pack up to hit the road for the day. Wife and dogs barred the door u...

Eddie : World-wide trafficing in slave prostitutes, child sex workers, and forced laborers is a large and ever increasing problem. This coun...

Why is it reporters like Anderson Cooper (I mean, what's a hurricane without Andy getting blown [cough] down the street?), and all the o...

The U.S. Army has launched a criminal investigation into new allegations of serious prisoner abuse in Iraq and Afghanistan made by a decorat...

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Maru (scroll up): Bad: Bunnypants calls on a planted reporter for a softball question. Worse: She's not there. Really. Enough already...

The lovely Pudentilla : [. . .] Could we have a few commercials now with a theme like, "Let's Make America Work Again." Perhap...

FEMA had contracted out the job of arranging transportation for the evacuation of New Orleans to a Republican Party-connected outfit. That c...

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Get your shoes and socks on, people It's right around the corner - Stinkfoot , Frank Zappa Next stop, the Third World. The guy on the ...

That's what 9/11 was for the Chimp. I been saying it since 9/12. Seems he admits it now. From the Chemist : [. . .] Second of all, do...

As Hurricane Rita approaches the Gulf Coast, North Shore Animal League America and DAD's Pet Care have joined forces to airlift approxi...

So how many people are we gonna find dead in their cars on I-10 and I-45? Like I said, at least it'll be easy to collect the bodies. T...

*You kids might not get that song reference either. Tonight I am at the Desert Villa Inn (our room's right under the sign) in Barstow ...

Statement of U.S. Senator Russ Feingold On the Nomination of Judge John G. Roberts To be Chief Justice of the United States Septemb...

I was gonna write that Phil Donahue castrated O'Reilly on his own show, but Billy got no nuts to cut off. Go read the transcript and s...

Place your head firmly between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye . Hortense Davis is waiting at the Houston Greyhound station for a bus t...

Rick "santorum" Santorum (R-Beastiality) is feeling the pressure of election season. [. . .] This might be the official declarati...

Via Maru from Newsmax (Right wing rag - no link): Julie "who??" Myers, a 36-year-old with limited executive experience, is slated...

A group of House Republicans have proposed a plan to offset the costs of relief and rebuilding after Hurricane Katrina that includes trimmin...