Ho,Ho,Ho

This was on my tinfoil hat when I got up this morning. I couldn't resist. Resistance is futile....

One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a Nursing Home. On the
front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same six oldladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the
manager.

"Do you know there are six ladies laying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard
sale."