Lesbians

As a red-blooded American male, I like lesbians. I've found out that I'm a lesbian myself. Hell, I like doing the same things to a woman they do. This morning, Jesus' General figures out a way to deal with the growing problem in Oklahoma.

The Republican Senate candidate in Oklahoma warns of "rampant" lesbianism in some schools in the state in a tape released Monday by his Democratic opponent.

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In the tape released by the campaign of Brad Carson, the Democratic candidate, Coburn says a campaign worker from Coalgate told him that "lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that's happened to us?" [via Kos]

Why couldn't I have gone to that school?