Wanna spread a little Santorum on your toast? - That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum has promised to bribe Iowans by giving them jars of preserves. "We are bringing [40 jars of Santorum jam] to the Straw Poll and we are going to give everybody a sample," threatened Frothy. So who will win the Golden Ticket as it were and take home Baby Gabriel?
Um, no ...
Ew!!
ReplyDeleteI won't be eating anything for a while after that thought, thank you very much.
ReplyDeleteHello Gordon,
ReplyDeleteNot even long pork Santorum?
Casey, I like you but if I could puke on your shoes right now, after that remark I would. ;-)
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