Be sure to hit yourself in the ass with the door on the way out

A lateral transfer from my Facebook page after stealing it from Donner Party of Massachusetts, whose motto is "Face Ripping, Poop Flinging, Cannabilism & Progressive Liberal Politics - Home to the Angry & Pantsless".

Angry & pantsless. Yep. That's me. At least that's my image at Safeway.

Note to Miss Lindsey: If you're driving scared angry old white men away from The Party Of Scared Angry Old White Men, you might wanta rethink your message.

Fat chance. Good riddance.