Alternate Brain

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report ) September 10,2011 – The Department of Homeland Security said today that it was studying several "cre...

I have heard "9/11" in some way, shape, or form Every. Single. Day. for the last 10 years, more when Giuliani is running for somet...

The background: Kos This week in Republican science... same as every other week in Republican science, really. Since experts can't be tr...

Via Avedon , " The 10 unanswered questions of 9/11. " I'm not one for conspiracy theories but there are far too many inconsist...

Pic stolen from here .

Age before beauty. Emmylou and Willie on the Townes Van Zandt classic with and inset of the man himself. Thanks to 1000Magicians , UK.

Kos [...] Rick Perry is the spitting image of George W. Bush, but with all remaining nuance stripped out. He is the Bush id , with any prete...

Al Qaeda's Project for Ending the American Century Largely Succeeded They couldn't have done it without Bush and Cheney.

El Rude-o on Obama's jobs speech: Perhaps ... we're searching the speech for turds of hope to polish into gold.

Michelle Bachmann : I’ve been a part of the real world for all throughout my life. [wipes lemonade from monitor and keyboard]

Folks around here know I have no love for Israel's policy toward Palestine, but I think the Turks are just poking Israel with a sharp st...

A circus ? Personally, calling Congress a circus is an understatement. It's a fucking asylum: ... Bachmann gave an unsanctioned rebutt...

The Mrs. and I will not be celebrating the "9/11 Gala Weekend". In fact, we're hoping to avoid as much of it as we can. Inst...

Last night but if Barry can do anything, it's bring the oratory when he needs to. I generally like what he had to say (outline of the A...

A few more minutes of insanity is a drop in the bucket and won't hurt you unless this shit comes true. The more exposure these whackos g...

Nice article in the LATimes L.A.'s original street food The downtown food-truck scene of today was preceded by more than a century by th...

TPM live-blogging whatever that GOP thing last night was: 9:35 PM: Jon Huntsman defending science on stage at GOP event and the crowd goes ...

To ban religion . Two ad men from Aus make commercials about banning religion. I'm down with it. Stolen from here .

Athenae : ... DICK CHENEY is giving advice to future politicians, which is kind of like the Manson family taking over for Dr. Phil ... Honor...

We're led by a coward . Why in Hell did he bother running to begin with? President-Elect Obama's advisers feared in 2008 that autho...