Showing posts with label CLEARLY LABELLED SATIRE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CLEARLY LABELLED SATIRE. Show all posts
Monday, March 19, 2012

New Bill Requires Man To View Sonogram Photos Before Having Sex With Someone Half His Age

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Goblinbooks A controversial new bill is making its way through both houses of Congress that would require older men to view sonogram photos,...
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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Defending the Constitution ...

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From America's finest news source : ... "Right there in the preamble, the authors make their priorities clear: 'one nation unde...
Sunday, July 31, 2011

Fox News Reports: Obama Starting to Wonder Why He Moved to U.S.

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – According to the Fox News Channel, President Barack Obama is so weary of the debt ceiling stalemate in C...
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Friday, July 22, 2011

God Urges Rick Perry Not To Run For President

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From America's Finest News Source : AUSTIN, TX—Describing Texas Gov. Rick Perry as grossly unqualified for the position, God, the Creato...
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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Rabid Dog Mistaken for Tea Party Candidate

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JEFFERSON CITY, MO ( The Borowitz Report ) – A rabid Doberman Pinscher jumped on stage at a Tea Party rally in Missouri on Labor Day and bar...
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Monday, May 30, 2011

Republicans Propose Replacing Social Security with Groupons

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WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report ) – Presenting what he called a revolutionary plan to slash the nation’s mountain of debt, Rep. Paul Ryan (...
Sunday, May 29, 2011

VA Patients To Share Prosthetics After Kasich Denies Funds

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Do not miss this! Delaware Ohio News All amputees being treated in Ohio Veterans Affairs (VA) hospitals will be forced to share prosthetics ...
Saturday, February 5, 2011

Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed For Earth

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From America's Finest News Source : Repealing the act, which opponents have branded 'Obamastroid,' has been the cornerstone of t...
Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Most Americans Headed to Heaven, Study Shows

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The Swift Report Data reveals few immigrants, minorities in heaven COLORADO SPRINGS, CO — A new study released this week confirms what many ...
Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Gays target DADT's last bastion

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Don Davis Coming off perhaps their biggest victory yet with the repeal of the military’s “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” policy, the leading gay and ...
Saturday, December 11, 2010

"...founding document has ‘jumped the shark.’ "

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The Swift Report Effort to Merge Constitution, Ten Commandments Gains Steam A growing body of detractors warns that Constitution “goes too f...
Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Why do I have little trouble believing this?

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) December 7, 2010 – In his latest effort to find common ground with Republicans in Congress, President Bara...
Monday, May 17, 2010

Arizona bans Arabic numerals

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Professor Smartass Tom Horne, Arizona's superintendent of public instruction, explains why he felt the ban was necessary: "I was sh...
Wednesday, May 12, 2010

GOP Suggests Alternate To Kagan

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Via YubaNet : WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Howling in protest over Obama Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan's lack of judging exper...
Monday, March 15, 2010

Texas Legislature Votes To Rewrite Bible

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Expanding on my blurb in an earlier post . CLG . Hey lady, this is good and we plugged you. Leave us alone. "The good Lord has smiled o...
Thursday, March 4, 2010

Is this really satire?

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The World's Most Reliable News Source : My Constituents Care Way More About Political Gamesmanship Than Jobs, Health Care, And The Econ...
Friday, October 30, 2009

Obama's Declaration Of Swine Flu Emergency Prompts Pro-Swine-Flu Republican Response

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The World's Best News Source Claiming that the president was preying on the public's fear of contracting a fatal disease last week w...
Monday, October 19, 2009

ObamaCare to include psychological counseling for Republicans

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The Seminal at FDL. Breaking news: At a White House press briefing, Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius announced that...
Thursday, October 15, 2009

Majority Of Newspapers Now Purchased By Kidnappers To Prove Date

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From The World's Best News Source , after The Daily Show of course: NEW YORK—According to a report published this week in American Jour...
Wednesday, October 14, 2009

GOP Claims Olympia Snowe Was Born in Kenya

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Andy Borowitz via YubaNet Just moments after she broke with fellow Republicans and voted in favor of health care reform, Sen. Olympia Snowe ...