Saturday, April 21, 2018
Monday, April 16, 2018
Trump World Tower in Manhattan Has 72 Floors, But Lists 90 Floors in The Elevator to Make It Appear Higher
Trump's I.Q. is 72, but he lists it as 90 to make himself look smarter.
Heinz Introduces Mayochup, Combining Mayonnaise and Ketchup
Follows failed rollout of Retard, combination of relish and mustard.
CBO Projects Massive Spike in Deficit, Debt Under Trump Due to GOP Tax Bill
Biggest increase since invention of credit in 17th century.
Louisiana State Senate Defeats Bill to Raise Minimum Age to Purchase Assault Weapons from 18 to 21
Lowers age for marrying your cousin from fourteen to twelve.
Posted by Gordon at 11:52
Saturday, April 14, 2018
Monday, April 9, 2018
Mueller Tells Trump He's Not a Target Yet
The paint's still drying on the bulls-eye.
Sinclair Embarrassed as All Its News Anchors Read From Same Script
Owner explains network merely trying to promote upcoming presentation of The Stepford Wives.
“Roseanne” Producer Urges Fans to Ignore Star's Hitler Photo Shoot
Unless it's the only reason they're watching.
Elon Musk: “God-Like” AI Could Doom Mankind to Eternity of Robot Dictatorship
Could be better than what we have now.
Posted by Gordon at 12:40
Saturday, April 7, 2018
Monday, April 2, 2018
Kim Jong-un Takes Luxurious, Bulletproof “Mystery Train” to China, Meets With Xi
Trump furious, wants his own mystery train.
Majority of Americans Not Seeing Any Change to Their Paychecks
But their boss just got a new Bentley.
In Wake of Successful “Roseanne” Debut, Networks Mull Other Revivals
Like “Amos 'n Andy.”
Russian Propaganda Video Shows Multiple Nuclear Warheads Descending on Florida
It's quickly put to use by Alabama Tourism Board.
Posted by Gordon at 11:39