Monday, September 23, 2019

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Far Fewer Than Expected Show Up for “Storm Area 51” Event
And no one who was there can remember anything.

NFL: Numerous Top Quarterbacks Knocked Out of Action as Teams Scramble for Replacements
Job open to virtually anyone who won't take a knee.

EPA Scales Back Water Protections
Public advised not to use water, keep it well away from children.

Three Mile Island, Site of 1979 Nuclear Meltdown, Shuts Down for Good
Site to be re-purposed for low-income housing after ten thousand years.