MARK KNOPFLER AND EMMYLOU HARRIS, BeachComb, Black Sea. (Lyrics):
They say there`s wreckage washing up all along the coast, No one seems know too much, or got hit the most.
Nothing has been spoken, there`s not a lot to see
But something has been broken, that`s how feels to me.
We had a harmony, I never meant to small boats
Lying out in the water, like a slick of oil.
Tide is running out to the sea, under a darkening sky.
The night is falling down on me, and I`m a thinking that
I should head on, head on Home (been gone to long)
Gone too long, leave my roam... Beachcomb.
Little wild kitten out hunting, see what he can get,
You`re in a big city, that won`t stop growing yet.
the sun is going down smoking, a flaming testament
Something has been broken, and it feels permanent.
The little seabird flying, he knows where he wants to go
Quess I ought to pack my stuff, and do the thing I know
Turn around and head on back, along the old sea walls
I felt something give and crack, and now I`m sorry that`s all head on, Head on Home (been gone to long)
Gone too long, leave my roam... Beachcomb.
Saturday, December 15, 2018
Monday, December 10, 2018
New UN Ambassador Heather Nauert Cites D-Day as Example of America's “Strong Relationship” with Germany
Makes comment while honoring Japan “for their help” at Pearl Harbor.
New York Times: Undocumented Immigrants Working at Trump's Golf Club in New Jersey
They replaced employees who left to take positions in White House.
Altria, Maker of Marlboro, in Talks to Buy Cannabis Company
Phasing out tobacco, signs Willie Nelson to be the new Marlboro Man.
Study: Self-Centered People Less Likely to Support Democratic Values
Researchers spent nearly one hundred and twenty seconds watching a presidential news conference before reaching their conclusion.
Saturday, December 8, 2018
Monday, December 3, 2018
G-20: PUTIN, SAUDI CROWN PRINCE GREET EACH OTHER WARMLY
Each has fifty percent interest in Trump.
Smarting From Midterm Defeat, Trump Punches Back
At babies, toddlers, parents.
Trump Claims His Written Answers to Mueller Consistent with Michael Cohen's, Then Calls Cohen a Liar
Connect the dots.
Trump Retweets Call for Jailing His Perceived Enemies for Treason
“Gee, that's a bit harsh,” says Putin.
Posted by Gordon at 11:31
Monday, November 26, 2018
Study: Most Americans Suffer From Strong Feelings of Loneliness, Lack of Significance in their Relationships
And blame it all on illegal immigrants.
Record Sales Expected on Cyber Monday, Tax-Free Tuesday, Free Shipping Wednesday
Record returns expected on Buyer's Remorse Thursday.
Tech Stocks Drag Market Down
Smart money moving to cannabis sector.
Goop Gift Guide Includes Entire Spanish Village for $172,910
Complete with furious taxpaying villagers.
Posted by Gordon at 12:12
Saturday, November 24, 2018
Monday, November 19, 2018
Post-Election Analysis: Republicans Suffer Losses Among Women, Young People, Independent Voters, Black Voters, Latino Voters
Make big gains among elderly overweight white men with orange hair.
Trump, Kushner Support Liberal Prison Sentencing Reform
Also Manafort, Cohen, Don Jr.
Report: In Private, Trump “Brooding,” “Angry,” “Pissed at Damn Near Everyone”
While in public, he's brooding, angry, pissed at damn near everyone.
Global Warming Study: Better Management of U.S. Forests, Grasslands, Soils Would Reduce Greenhouse Gas Emissions Same as Taking Every Car and Truck off Roads
So, which will it be?
Posted by Gordon at 11:40
Saturday, November 17, 2018
On 20 June 1977, she recorded a TV Special for AVRO's TopPop with her Hot Band consisting of:
Glen D. Hardin, piano
John Ware, drums
Albert Lee, lead guitar
Hank DeVito, pedal steel guitar
Rodney Crowell, guitar
Emory Gordy Jr, bass.
She played live songs from her recent albums 'Elite hotel' and 'Luxury liner' in the TopPop studios., Hilversum, The Netherlands
She performed the following songs:
- I'll Be Your San Antone Rose;
- Pancho and Lefty;
- Making Believe;
- Luxury Liner;
- (You Never Can Tell) C'est la Vie;
- Together Again.
Broadcast date: 20 June 1977
Thanks to TopPop.
Monday, November 12, 2018
Trump Asserts Authority to Ban Asylum Claims
Unless you're fleeing oppressive taxes and want to buy a condo.
Good News: Nazi Loses Bid For Illinois Congressional Seat
Bad news: he got 56,000 votes.
Sessions' Firing Sends Marijuana Stocks Soaring
Whitaker's hiring boosts human growth hormone stocks.
Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster Moves Beyond Orbit of Mars
It's already picking up Jupiter radio stations.
Posted by Gordon at 12:30
Saturday, November 10, 2018
Joni Mitchell's Cold Blue Steel and Sweet Fire (from 1972 album For The Roses) and The Magdalene Laundries (Turbulent Indigo 1994) are covered by Emmylou Harris at Joni 75: A Birthday Celebration. The live tribute to legendary singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell was held at Dorothy Chandler Pavilion in The Music Center, Los Angeles, CA on November 6, 2018, the first of two sold-out nights.
The live concert featured performances of “songs from all stages of Mitchell’s life and career, across her 19 studio albums” by Emmylou Harris, Graham Nash, Kris Kristofferson, Chaka Khan, Diana Krall, Los Lobos, Norah Jones, Rufus Wainwright, Seal and Glen Hansard. The concert was led by co-musical directors, percussionist Brian Blade and pianist, composer, arranger and producer Jon Cowherd. The house band is Chris Thomas on bass, Greg Leisz on pedal steel guitar, Marvin Sewell on guitar, Jeff Haynes on percussion, Ambrose Akinmusire on trumpet and Bob Sheppard on woodwinds
Thanks to Cal Vid.
Monday, November 5, 2018
You'll never hear about the caravan again.
Ben & Jerry's Introduces New Anti-Trump Flavor: Pecan Resist
Coming soon: Shmuck á L'Orange, Racist Ripple, and Don't Build the Walnut.
Report: Pentagon Readies Cyberattack Against Russia
All it needs is go-ahead from Trump, once he gets go-ahead from Russia.
Pence Criticized for Inviting “Jews for Jesus” Rabbi to Deliver Prayer
At poorly attended “Gays for Pence” rally.
Saturday, November 3, 2018
Monday, October 29, 2018
Trump Fumes as Twitter Drops 7 Million Followers Who Were Actually Russian Bots
“That's my base!” he tweets.
Report: China, Russia Eavesdropping on Trump's Phone Calls
They're also available as podcasts at iTunes, Google Play.
New York AG: Trump Charity Bid $10,000 on Trump Portrait When No One Else Wanted It
Beat out second highest bid, $9.99, from Melania Trump.
Tesla Introduces Own Tequila
Volt introduces own Ripple.
Posted by Gordon at 12:23
Saturday, October 27, 2018
Monday, October 22, 2018
PORTRAIT OF TRUMP WITH OTHER REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTS NOW HANGS IN WHITE HOUSE
Art critics agree: artist should also be hanged.
Poll: Trump Voters Believe Men Discriminated Against More Than Women, Gays, Ethnic Minorities
Believe they're owed reparations.
Country Becoming More and More Divided
Rich from poor, white from black, old from young, believers from non-believers, fact-based decision-making from Donald Trump.
College Marijuana Growing Labs Becoming More Common
Or at least colleges know where they are now.
Saturday, October 20, 2018
Monday, October 15, 2018
KANYE WEST'S VISIT TO OVAL OFFICE A VICTORY FOR TRUMP
Nation finally witnesses someone less rational, more unhinged than him.
UN: Global Climate Crisis by 2040
Followed by war, nuclear winter, dinosaurs, giant comet, evolution, with things back to normal by 3156.
2020: Dems to Highlight Trump's Advanced Age
Figures to be a main talking point for Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, John Kerry.
Facebook Unveils Video-Chat Screen With Camera That Follows You
Meant as transition from near-total tyranny of Fahrenheit 451 to total tyranny of 1984.
Saturday, October 13, 2018
Monday, October 8, 2018
U. S. Government Will Soon Be Paying More in Interest on Its Debt Than it Pays for Its Military
Trump's solution: double down on defense, file for bankruptcy, stiff creditors.
Unemployment Lowest Since 1969
Everyone's either working part-time, driving for Uber, or in jail.
Coca-Cola Developing Drink Using Marijuana
Smoke-A-Cola will be test-marketed in San Diego.
President Boards Air Force One With Toilet Paper Stuck to His Shoe
Later tells press it was fake toilet paper put there by George Soros.
Posted by Gordon at 11:51
Saturday, October 6, 2018
Monday, October 1, 2018
Support for Trump Continues to Erode
Though he still has solid support from older, white, male illiterates.
Trump Tells Crowd of Supporters He and Kim Jong Un “Fell in Love”
Putin reportedly livid with jealousy.
White House Said to Be Limiting FBI's Kavanaugh Investigation
They're only being allowed to talk to Lindsey Graham.
Study: Older People Should Avoid Taking Aspirin to Prevent Heart Attacks, Strokes, Dementia, Cancer
At least until next study contradicts it.
Saturday, September 29, 2018
Emmylou Harris Special from the Silk Cut Festival.
David Allan presents Emmylou Harris with her blend of country magic. As an added bonus, Emmylou's newest Hot Band was put together in Britain by Albert Lee , whose musical and vocal abilities weave the spell even tighter.
Thanks to Rob COLLIS.
Monday, September 24, 2018
Trump's Approval Rating Sinks in Wake of Kavanaugh Hearings
But he still has full support of He-Man Women Haters Club.
New Study Establishes Four Personality Types: Average, Reserved, Role Model, Self-Centered
Most of us are average, some are reserved, fewer are role models, and one is president.
Stormy Daniels Book: Trump's Penis Looks Like “Toad From Mario Kart”
Her description confirmed by numerous other porn stars.
In Newport Beach, CA Per Capita Income Equal to Price of Porsche 911 Carrera
“But not the Carrera S,” laments one resident.
Posted by Gordon at 12:42
Saturday, September 22, 2018
Monday, September 17, 2018
Work Progresses on Donald J. Trump Monument
When finished it will be the largest such statue in Moscow.
Police Shut Down Italy's First Sex Doll Brothel
Those involved arrested, booked, and punctured.
Manafort's Daughter Files Paperwork to Change Her Last Name
“1000-Year” Storms Batter Both Hemispheres
For third year in a row.
Posted by Gordon at 11:46
Saturday, September 15, 2018
Monday, September 10, 2018
Report: Trump Officials Secretly Met to Plot Coup in Venezuela
Or here, it's not clear.
Insiders Dispute Woodward's Depiction of White House as “Crazytown”
They suggest “Dystopian Hellzapoppin'” more accurate.
Orioles Become First Team to Wear Braille Lettering on Uniforms
It will help umpires tell one player from another.
Amazon Joins Apple as Only Companies Worth $1 Trillion
Thanks to pre-orders of Woodward's book.
Posted by Gordon at 10:48
Monday, September 3, 2018
TRUMP VISITS McCAIN'S GRAVE
Actually, he stumbles upon it while looking for his golf ball.
Trump Speaks to Schoolchildren
Tells them “never snitch,” “don't rat out your friends,” and “no collusion.”
Trump Accuses Google of Rigging Search Results to Make Him Look Bad
Wants them re-rigged to make him look good.
Burning Man Draws Thousands
Last big fling of summer before returning to their jobs as unemployed artists.
Posted by Gordon at 11:37
Saturday, September 1, 2018
Monday, August 27, 2018
EX-DOORMAN NOW FREE TO TELL HIS STORY OF TRUMP'S LOVE CHILD
Hints at “many other” ex-doormen.
Report: EPA's Weakening of Coal Plant Regulations Will Result in Thousands of Deaths
But that's outweighed by the benefit of paying back campaign donors.
Nabisco Takes Animals Out of Cage on Box of Animal Crackers
Adds trophy hunters.
Qatari Royal Family Selling One of Its Luxury Planes for $640,000,000
With lavish bedroom suites, huge conference rooms and other amenities it's drawn interest from several Cabinet menbers.
Posted by Gordon at 12:15
Saturday, August 25, 2018
Monday, August 20, 2018
NEW YORK CITY UNVEILS PLANS FOR MODERN, SLEEK JAILS
In preparation for numerous Trump campaign officials.
Mysterious Russian Satellite's Unusual Behavior Raising Alarm
It seems to always be directly above Trump.
Report: 11-Year-Old Able to Hack Into Mock Voting System
No concerns raised until youngster identified as Barron Trump.
Cleveland: Bud Light Smart Fridge Unlocks Only When Browns Win
When they do, get ready for some really stale, flat beer.
Saturday, August 18, 2018
Monday, August 13, 2018
Saudi Arabia Carries Out Rare Crucifixion
The guy who beheads people was on a well-deserved vacation.
Omarosa Secretly Recorded Trump
In case the Kremlin missed anything.
Even Automakers Opposed to Trump's Rollback of Auto Emissions Rules
“We're greedy, not crazy,” says one.
Betsy DeVos Weakens Regulations on For-Profit Colleges
Diplomas no longer have to be worth paper they're printed on.
Posted by Gordon at 12:51
Saturday, August 11, 2018
Monday, August 6, 2018
Trump's Voter Fraud Commission Finds No Voter Fraud
One person named “Stephen A. Bannon” was registered to vote in two states, but they didn't pursue it.
Trump Administration Considers $100 Billion Tax Cut for Wealthy
To help pay for barricades and moats.
McDonald's Removes Tainted Salads From Its Restaurants
Just in case anyone orders one.
Unearthed Civil War Time Capsule Contains Confederate Money
Still accepted at most Cracker Barrels.
Posted by Gordon at 12:17
Saturday, August 4, 2018
Monday, July 30, 2018
N.Y. TIMES: IVANKA TRUMP, JARED KUSHNER HAVE OUTLASTED ALL OTHER PRESIDENTIAL ADVISORS
Trump: I'm More Popular Than Lincoln
Especially in the South.
Tickets Pricey at National Prayer Breakfast
Since they made it all-you-can-eat.
On Air Force One, Trump Rages That Melania's TV Tuned to CNN, Not Fox
“Treason!” he cries.
Posted by Gordon at 12:01
Sunday, July 29, 2018
Monday, July 23, 2018
After Summit, Many Wonder What Putin Has on Trump
And if it's in HD.
Dictionary.Com Reports Searches For “Treason” Increased 2,943% On July 17th
Searches for “witch hunt” dropped 2,943%.
Trump's Military Parade to Cost $12 Million
Price went up after he demanded marchers wear jackboots.
China: “Saturday Night Live China” Vanishes From Airwaves Just Weeks After Debut
Sudden disappearance linked to arrest, execution of cast, writers.
Monday, July 16, 2018
May Says Trump Advised Her to Sue EU
Told her he has “a great lawyer.”
New Sex Robot Has Family Mode Setting Which Dials Down Sex Talk
Replaces it with verses from the Bible.
Kavanaugh Believes “That the President Should Be Excused From Some of the Burdens of Ordinary Citizenship”
Like need to observe laws against rape, bribery, tax evasion, obstruction of justice.
Earth's Sixth Mass Extinction Event Under Way, Scientists Warn
Fifth one was last time Republicans ran things.
Posted by Gordon at 20:14
Saturday, July 14, 2018
Monday, July 9, 2018
Trump Slams Allies, Threatens To Leave NATO
And join the Axis of Evil.
Trump Faces Fight in GOP Over High Court Nominee
Talks between right-to-lifers, flat Earthers, Nazi sympathizers break down.
Administration Wants Schools to Ignore Race in Admissions
Just consider father's income, country club, handicap.
Poll: California Ballot Proposition to Split State in Three Gaining Support
So is a new initiative to split state into 40 million separate states, each with its with its own two senators, flag, bird, and song.
Posted by Gordon at 12:07
Saturday, July 7, 2018
Monday, July 2, 2018
Furious House Republicans Grill Rosenstein
Can't understand why Russia probe, which will very likely bring down Trump and the Republican Party, “taking so damn long.”
Putin to Meet With Trump in Helsinki
In exchange for pee tape Trump will give Putin our nuclear launch codes.
Justice Kennedy Announces His Retirement
Says he's looking forward to lifetime membership at Mar-a-Lago given to him by “a secret admirer.”
Tariffs Force Harley-Davidson to Build Factory in Europe
Hells Angels relocating to Düsseldorf.
Posted by Gordon at 12:08
Saturday, June 30, 2018
Monday, June 25, 2018
U.S. Withdraws From UN Human Rights Council
It was fun, but we've decided to go in another direction.
California: Plan to Split State in Three Parts Goes On Ballot in November
Technifornia, Agrifornia, and Pornifornia.
Archeologists Digging up Artifacts at Site of Woodstock
So far they've found Jimi Hendrix's guitar pick, Wavy Gravy's roach clip.
Deaths Now Outnumber Births Among Whites in Most States
In other words, more Trump voters are dying than being born.
Saturday, June 23, 2018
Monday, June 18, 2018
Report: Trump's Staff Tapes Together Important Presidential Papers He Rips Up, to Comply With Law
Took three weeks to piece together Bill of Rights.
Sessions Greatly Limits Scope of Asylum Claims
Only granting asylum to those fleeing insider trading charges.
New York AG: Trump Foundation Nothing More Than Slush Fund For Trump
Money meant for disabled veterans spent on campaign ads touting how much Trump cares for veterans.
World Cup: Russia Gives Train Conductors Smiling Lessons
Reverses previous policy where smiling was forbidden.
Saturday, June 16, 2018
Monday, June 11, 2018
TRUMP: RUSSIA DESERVES TO BE ALLOWED BACK IN G7
For making him President.
Prison Reform Moving Ahead Quickly in Washington
Hope to have a bill passed before everyone goes to prison.
President Makes Enemies Out of Mexico, Canada, Germany, France, Italy, Japan, Britain
Before meeting with his good friend Kim Jong-un.
EPA Scales Back Restrictions on Toxic Chemicals
Rationale: If you outlaw toxic chemicals only outlaws will have toxic chemicals.
Posted by Gordon at 11:48
Saturday, June 9, 2018
Monday, June 4, 2018
Kim Kardashian Visits Oval Office
She's there to lend the office some gravitas.
Trump's Lawyers Argue He's Too Busy to Answer Mueller's Questions
Golf, enraging presidents of friendly countries, colluding with enemies to fix elections, arranging hush money payments for sex scandals, lying, cheating, stealing, monetizing his presidency all very time-consuming.
Trump's Immigration Plan Keeps Whites in Majority 5 More Years Than Projected
Time needed by Republicans to finish transferring all the nation's wealth to six privileged families.
New York Times: California's Economy Has Skyrocketed, But Paralyzed by Traffic Gridlock, High Housing Costs
Made tolerable by legalized marijuana, great weather, right to die legislation.
Saturday, June 2, 2018
Saturday, May 26, 2018
Monday, May 21, 2018
40 MILLION WATCH PRINCE HARRY MARRY AMERICAN MEGHAN MARKLE
All of Britain cheers break from centuries of inbreeding.
Roger Stone: Trump Might Not Run Again in 2020
If he makes himself President for Life.
Michael Flynn Has Nothing But High Praise for Trump in New Book
Titled Pardon Me, tome is in stores now.
You can respect the office without having to respect the scumbag who occupies it.
Posted by Gordon at 12:43
Saturday, May 19, 2018
Monday, May 14, 2018
NRA Names Oliver North as Their Next President
Congratulations pour in from Iran, Nicaragua.
“Melania” Moves Up Quickly Among Most Popular Baby Names
Still trails current leader: Stormy.
Incels, “Involuntary Celibate” Men, Latest Angry Social Movement
Feel discriminated against just because they're assholes.
Mormon Church Ends Association With Boy Scouts
Catholic Church says it's ready to step right in.
Posted by Gordon at 12:36
Saturday, May 12, 2018
AXS TV Concerts
Published on May 7, 2018
Shot on January 10, 2015, at the Dar Constitution Hall in Washington DC, this concert features performances by Emmylou Harris and tons of other great artists! Premieres May 13th on AXS TV.
Thanks to AXS TV Concerts.
Monday, May 7, 2018
Republicans Have Run 13,000 Ads Against Hillary Clinton This Year
Seems to be working since she's still not president.
Washington Post: Trump Passes 3,000 Lie Mark Since He Took Office
Note: oft-repeated “no collusion” only counts once.
Facebook Introduces Dating App for its 2 Billion Users
Meet the Russian troll of your dreams.
Despite Budget Cuts, Search Continues for Signs of Intelligent Life
Only difference: telescopes now aimed at Nation's Capital.
Posted by Gordon at 12:54
Saturday, May 5, 2018
Long one. Enjoy.
From YouTube comments:
From YouTube comments:
6 hours ago
01 I Don't Want To Talk About It Now/02 I Ain't Living Long Like This/03 Red Dirt Girl/04 One Big Love/05 Love Hurts/06 Orphan Girl/07 Deeper Well/08 Boy From Tupelo/09 Wheels/10 Born To Run/11 The Maker/12 Boulder To Birmingham/13 Get Up John
Thanks to Larry Musicman.
Monday, April 30, 2018
Survey: Trump Voters Driven By Fear of Losing Status, Not Economic Hardship
“Make America Great Again for White People” too many words to fit on a hat.
Amazon-Owner Jeff Bezos's Blue Origin to Begin Sending Humans to Space Next Year
Those willing to pay for Prime can return in two days.
“Pharma Bro” Martin Shkreli Now in Federal Prison
Selling cigarettes for $500 apiece.
Bob Dylan Introduces Own Brand of Whiskey
It will compete with Willie Nelson's own brand of marijuana and Bill Cosby's own brand of Quaaludes.
Monday, April 23, 2018
Readers of National Enquirer One of Most Supportive of Trump's Campaign, Says Tabloid's Owner
They like Trump, and they hope aliens who abducted Elvis return him at once.
Trump Hires Giuliani, Whom He Has Long Admired
For having balls to move his mistress into the mayor's mansion while his wife was still living there.
Ted Cruz, Called “Lyin'” Ted Cruz by Trump, Pens Glowing Tribute to Him for Time
Apparently also agrees his wife should wear a bag over her head and his father conspired to kill Kennedy.
Ex-New Jersey Governor Christie's Official Portrait Costing State $85,000, Three Times More Than Predecessors
Artist says he needs three times as much canvas, paint.
Posted by Gordon at 12:46
Saturday, April 21, 2018
Monday, April 16, 2018
Trump World Tower in Manhattan Has 72 Floors, But Lists 90 Floors in The Elevator to Make It Appear Higher
Trump's I.Q. is 72, but he lists it as 90 to make himself look smarter.
Heinz Introduces Mayochup, Combining Mayonnaise and Ketchup
Follows failed rollout of Retard, combination of relish and mustard.
CBO Projects Massive Spike in Deficit, Debt Under Trump Due to GOP Tax Bill
Biggest increase since invention of credit in 17th century.
Louisiana State Senate Defeats Bill to Raise Minimum Age to Purchase Assault Weapons from 18 to 21
Lowers age for marrying your cousin from fourteen to twelve.
Posted by Gordon at 11:52
Saturday, April 14, 2018
Monday, April 9, 2018
Mueller Tells Trump He's Not a Target Yet
The paint's still drying on the bulls-eye.
Sinclair Embarrassed as All Its News Anchors Read From Same Script
Owner explains network merely trying to promote upcoming presentation of The Stepford Wives.
“Roseanne” Producer Urges Fans to Ignore Star's Hitler Photo Shoot
Unless it's the only reason they're watching.
Elon Musk: “God-Like” AI Could Doom Mankind to Eternity of Robot Dictatorship
Could be better than what we have now.
Saturday, April 7, 2018
Monday, April 2, 2018
Kim Jong-un Takes Luxurious, Bulletproof “Mystery Train” to China, Meets With Xi
Trump furious, wants his own mystery train.
Majority of Americans Not Seeing Any Change to Their Paychecks
But their boss just got a new Bentley.
In Wake of Successful “Roseanne” Debut, Networks Mull Other Revivals
Like “Amos 'n Andy.”
Russian Propaganda Video Shows Multiple Nuclear Warheads Descending on Florida
It's quickly put to use by Alabama Tourism Board.
Posted by Gordon at 11:39
Saturday, March 31, 2018
Monday, March 26, 2018
Trump Imposes $60 Billion in Tariffs on China, Just Like He Promised His Base
Next: locking up Hillary.
As Boomers Age, Home Health Worker 3rd Fastest-Growing Job
Right behind marijuana delivery man.
Trump Proposes Cutting Funds For Scientific Research
Plan hailed by the Flat Earth Society, Friends of Coal, American Adults Who Believe in Santa Claus, and Densa.
MLB: Red Sox, Yankees to Play Two Games in London in 2019
Despite concern cricket fans will find baseball annoyingly fast and stay home.
Posted by Gordon at 12:41
Saturday, March 24, 2018
Monday, March 19, 2018
Trump Fires Cabinet Member Who Called Him “Fucking Moron”
Not the one who called him “dumber-than-dirt douchebag” or the one who called him “shit-for-brains asswipe.”
Studies: Incompetent Men More Often Seen as Leaders Than Competent Women
Study based on results of last election.
Republican Report on Russia Finds No Collusion
All depends on what definition of “no” is.
Wall Street Journal: Wells Fargo Paid CEO Timothy Sloan $17.4 Million Last Year
One dollar for every customer he cheated.
Posted by Gordon at 12:27
Saturday, March 17, 2018
Monday, March 12, 2018
House Republicans Furious Over Tariffs
Fear price of tinfoil hats will skyrocket.
EU Threatens Retaliatory Tariffs on Harley-Davidsons, Bourbon, Levis
Our only exports.
Trump to Consider Elephant Trophy Imports on “Case-By-Case” Basis
Will apply same protocol to trophy wife imports.
Study: Fake News Travels Farther, Faster Than Real News
But fake study concluding just the opposite reaches more people sooner.
Posted by Gordon at 13:08
Saturday, March 10, 2018
Interview after the music.
Published on Mar 5, 2018
This was the first TV Performance Emmylou did with her Acustic Band The NashRamblers in 1990. August 12. .. Emmylou and the band was promoting her new album «BRAND NEW DANCE»
Thanks to Terje Morewood.
Tuesday, March 6, 2018
REPORT: TRUMP REFERS TO SESSIONS AS “MR. MAGOO”
Like Magoo, Sessions sees nothing, somehow survives.
Trump Tariffs on Imported Steel, Aluminum Angers Trade Partners
Many threaten retaliatory tariffs on American-made products, if we ever start making them again.
Source: Trump Privately Expressed Desire That All Drug Dealers be Executed
Publicly welcomes Big Pharma to White House.
Report: Hate Groups Increased by 4% in First Year of Trump's Presidency
Not including groups who hate Trump.
Posted by Gordon at 12:25
Saturday, March 3, 2018
Monday, February 26, 2018
Trump Endorses Romney
Grateful “choke artist” thanks “con man and a fraud.”
Survey: 81% of Women Have Experienced Sexual Harassment Or Assault
The rest have nondisclosure agreements.
McDonald's Serves 1.2 Billion Happy Meals Worldwide Each Year
And three salads.
??? ~~ News Quiz ~ ???
Robert Mueller is closing in on Donald Trump like:A ) Donald Jr. with an AR-15 on a deer.B ) Jared Kushner and a Russian gangster on a money laundering scheme.C ) A shark smelling blood in the water.D ) Melania on a fur coat.Hint: “all of the above” is an acceptable option.
Posted by Gordon at 12:44
Saturday, February 24, 2018
Monday, February 19, 2018
Intel Chiefs: Russia Plotting To Sway 2018 Elections
Already meeting with top Trump officials.
President Now Says He's “Totally Against Domestic Violence”
Except when it's the victim's fault.
Report: Steve Bannon Considering Presidential Run
On the Monster Raving Loony ticket.
New Doglike Robot Can Open Doors
Breakthrough, funded by dogs, means we're no longer needed.
Posted by Gordon at 12:10
Saturday, February 17, 2018
Monday, February 12, 2018
United States Set to Borrow $1 Trillion, 84% Jump from Last Year
Trump's plan: stiff creditors, declare bankruptcy.
NASA Releases Most Distant Photo Ever
Taken a few seconds before big bang.
San Diego: 9-Year-Old Girl Scout Sells 300 Boxes of Cookies in One Hour in Front of Marijuana Dispensary
Currently being recruited by Morgan Stanley.
Michelle Bachmann: God Doesn't Want Me to Run for Senate
Told her she's “nutty as a fruitcake.”
Posted by Gordon at 11:56
Saturday, February 10, 2018
Monday, February 5, 2018
Report: Trump Asked Rosenstein if He Was “On My Team”
Same question Putin asked Trump.
NFL: Microchips in Every Game Ball, But League Resists Putting Them in Helmets
Afraid they'll be damaged by frequent impact.
Monopoly Introduces New “Cheater's Edition”
Boardwalk replaced by Trump Tower.
Study: Americans Staying Home More, Saving Energy
Boarding up windows, shutting off gas, electricity, eating cat food.
Saturday, February 3, 2018
Monday, January 29, 2018
DOOMSDAY CLOCK MOVES CLOSEST TO MIDNIGHT SINCE 1950'S
When parents thought rock and roll would destroy the world.
Report: First Lady Living in Nearby Hotel Since Affair Revelations
Now fears manager of Motel 6 will out her to ICE agents.
Russia: Putin Opposition Leader Jailed Two Months Before Elections
In U.S., Oprah, Joe Biden, and The Rock are all detained.
Senate Democrats Agree to End Shutdown Based on Promise by Mitch McConnell
He promises each one of them a path to citizenship.
Posted by Gordon at 11:50
Saturday, January 27, 2018
Monday, January 22, 2018
Shutdown News: Three-Fifths of White House Staff Placed on Temporary Leave
Doctor Finds Trump in Excellent Mental Health
He's not deranged, just evil.
National Health Alert as People Eat Tide Pods in Viral “Tide Pod Challenge”
Often at one of Tide's newly opened laundromat/restaurants.
Trump Credited for Successful Talks Between North, South Korea
Whenever there's a snag, someone shouts “dotard” and everybody laughs.
Posted by Gordon at 12:05
Saturday, January 20, 2018
Monday, January 15, 2018
2017 Most Expensive Year on Record for Natural Disasters
Narrowly beating out former record holder, Noah's Flood (2348 BC).
Climatologist: California Has Four Seasons — Drought, Fire, Flood, Mudslides
In leap years, also Earthquake.
Trump Says U.S. Sold Norway “F-52s,” Planes That Only Exist in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
Norway cancels its check.
Eleven Months Early, Webster's Names Shithole as 2018's Word of the Year
“Why wait,” says spokesman.
Saturday, January 13, 2018
Monday, January 8, 2018
Trump: Other Countries Not Laughing at Us Anymore
They're staring, silently, jaws dropped wide open.
Fire and Fury Author: 100% of Everyone Close to Trump Thinks He's Unfit for Office
And 74% of those watching at home.
Border Wall Prototypes Cover Wide Range of Options
From Stalinist Impressionism to Franco Abstract.
New Finding: Prehistoric Humans Left Africa 60,000 Years Earlier Than Thought
Fled to the suburbs.
Saturday, January 6, 2018
Monday, January 1, 2018
New York Times: Papadopolous More Than Mere “Coffee Boy”
He may have roasted, brewed entire pot.
Questions Remain About Pence's Role in Russiagate Coverup
What didn't he know and when didn't he know it?
Predictions for 2018
Madame Blavinsky: “North Korea will launch the newly named Dotard-III missile just to piss off you know who.”
Cassandra: “Artificial intelligence will realize it doesn't need us anymore and next thing you know we're being treated like cows.”
Posted by Gordon at 11:47