Monday, April 23, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Readers of National Enquirer One of Most Supportive of Trump's Campaign, Says Tabloid's Owner
They like Trump, and they hope aliens who abducted Elvis return him at once.
Trump Hires Giuliani, Whom He Has Long Admired
For having balls to move his mistress into the mayor's mansion while his wife was still living there.
Ted Cruz, Called “Lyin'” Ted Cruz by Trump, Pens Glowing Tribute to Him for Time
Apparently also agrees his wife should wear a bag over her head and his father conspired to kill Kennedy.
Ex-New Jersey Governor Christie's Official Portrait Costing State $85,000, Three Times More Than Predecessors
Artist says he needs three times as much canvas, paint.

Monday, April 16, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump World Tower in Manhattan Has 72 Floors, But Lists 90 Floors in The Elevator to Make It Appear Higher
Trump's I.Q. is 72, but he lists it as 90 to make himself look smarter.
Heinz Introduces Mayochup, Combining Mayonnaise and Ketchup
Follows failed rollout of Retard, combination of relish and mustard.
CBO Projects Massive Spike in Deficit, Debt Under Trump Due to GOP Tax Bill
Biggest increase since invention of credit in 17th century.
Louisiana State Senate Defeats Bill to Raise Minimum Age to Purchase Assault Weapons from 18 to 21
Lowers age for marrying your cousin from fourteen to twelve.

Saturday, April 14, 2018

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Something a little different. #5 my hind end. I think they're about 5 off.

Thanks to Terje Morewood.

Monday, April 9, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Mueller Tells Trump He's Not a Target Yet
The paint's still drying on the bulls-eye.
Sinclair Embarrassed as All Its News Anchors Read From Same Script
Owner explains network merely trying to promote upcoming presentation of The Stepford Wives.
“Roseanne” Producer Urges Fans to Ignore Star's Hitler Photo Shoot
Unless it's the only reason they're watching.
Elon Musk: “God-Like” AI Could Doom Mankind to Eternity of Robot Dictatorship
Could be better than what we have now.

Saturday, April 7, 2018

Monday, April 2, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Kim Jong-un Takes Luxurious, Bulletproof “Mystery Train” to China, Meets With Xi
Trump furious, wants his own mystery train.
Majority of Americans Not Seeing Any Change to Their Paychecks
But their boss just got a new Bentley.
In Wake of Successful “Roseanne” Debut, Networks Mull Other Revivals
Like “Amos 'n Andy.”
Russian Propaganda Video Shows Multiple Nuclear Warheads Descending on Florida
It's quickly put to use by Alabama Tourism Board.

Monday, March 26, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times


Trump Imposes $60 Billion in Tariffs on China, Just Like He Promised His Base
Next: locking up Hillary.
As Boomers Age, Home Health Worker 3rd Fastest-Growing Job
Right behind marijuana delivery man.
Trump Proposes Cutting Funds For Scientific Research
Plan hailed by the Flat Earth Society, Friends of Coal, American Adults Who Believe in Santa Claus, and Densa.
MLB: Red Sox, Yankees to Play Two Games in London in 2019
Despite concern cricket fans will find baseball annoyingly fast and stay home.

Saturday, March 24, 2018

Monday, March 19, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump Fires Cabinet Member Who Called Him “Fucking Moron”
Not the one who called him “dumber-than-dirt douchebag” or the one who called him “shit-for-brains asswipe.”
Studies: Incompetent Men More Often Seen as Leaders Than Competent Women
Study based on results of last election.
Republican Report on Russia Finds No Collusion
All depends on what definition of “no” is.
Wall Street Journal: Wells Fargo Paid CEO Timothy Sloan $17.4 Million Last Year
One dollar for every customer he cheated.

Monday, March 12, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

House Republicans Furious Over Tariffs
Fear price of tinfoil hats will skyrocket.
EU Threatens Retaliatory Tariffs on Harley-Davidsons, Bourbon, Levis
Our only exports.
Trump to Consider Elephant Trophy Imports on “Case-By-Case” Basis
Will apply same protocol to trophy wife imports.
Study: Fake News Travels Farther, Faster Than Real News
But fake study concluding just the opposite reaches more people sooner.

Saturday, March 10, 2018

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Interview after the music.

Published on Mar 5, 2018
This was the first TV Performance Emmylou did with her Acustic Band The NashRamblers in 1990. August 12. .. Emmylou and the band was promoting her new album «BRAND NEW DANCE»

Thanks to Terje Morewood.

Tuesday, March 6, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times


REPORT: TRUMP REFERS TO SESSIONS AS “MR. MAGOO”
Like Magoo, Sessions sees nothing, somehow survives.
Trump Tariffs on Imported Steel, Aluminum Angers Trade Partners
Many threaten retaliatory tariffs on American-made products, if we ever start making them again.
Source: Trump Privately Expressed Desire That All Drug Dealers be Executed
Publicly welcomes Big Pharma to White House.
Report: Hate Groups Increased by 4% in First Year of Trump's Presidency
Not including groups who hate Trump.

Monday, February 26, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump Endorses Romney
Grateful “choke artist” thanks “con man and a fraud.”
Survey: 81% of Women Have Experienced Sexual Harassment Or Assault
The rest have nondisclosure agreements.
McDonald's Serves 1.2 Billion Happy Meals Worldwide Each Year
And three salads.
??? ~~ News Quiz ~ ???

Robert Mueller is closing in on Donald Trump like:
A ) Donald Jr. with an AR-15 on a deer.
B ) Jared Kushner and a Russian gangster on a money laundering scheme.
C ) A shark smelling blood in the water.
D ) Melania on a fur coat.
Hint: “all of the above” is an acceptable option.

Saturday, February 24, 2018

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Emmylou Harris - One Of These Days - George Jones And Friends 50th Anniversary Tribute Concert 2007

Thanks to GuriMalla2010.

Monday, February 19, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Intel Chiefs: Russia Plotting To Sway 2018 Elections
Already meeting with top Trump officials.
President Now Says He's “Totally Against Domestic Violence”
Except when it's the victim's fault.
Report: Steve Bannon Considering Presidential Run
On the Monster Raving Loony ticket.
New Doglike Robot Can Open Doors
Breakthrough, funded by dogs, means we're no longer needed.

Monday, February 12, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

United States Set to Borrow $1 Trillion, 84% Jump from Last Year
Trump's plan: stiff creditors, declare bankruptcy.
NASA Releases Most Distant Photo Ever
Taken a few seconds before big bang.
San Diego: 9-Year-Old Girl Scout Sells 300 Boxes of Cookies in One Hour in Front of Marijuana Dispensary
Currently being recruited by Morgan Stanley.
Michelle Bachmann: God Doesn't Want Me to Run for Senate
Told her she's “nutty as a fruitcake.”

Monday, February 5, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Report: Trump Asked Rosenstein if He Was “On My Team”
Same question Putin asked Trump.
NFL: Microchips in Every Game Ball, But League Resists Putting Them in Helmets
Afraid they'll be damaged by frequent impact.
Monopoly Introduces New “Cheater's Edition”
Boardwalk replaced by Trump Tower.
Study: Americans Staying Home More, Saving Energy
Boarding up windows, shutting off gas, electricity, eating cat food.

Monday, January 29, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

DOOMSDAY CLOCK MOVES CLOSEST TO MIDNIGHT SINCE 1950'S
When parents thought rock and roll would destroy the world.
Report: First Lady Living in Nearby Hotel Since Affair Revelations
Now fears manager of Motel 6 will out her to ICE agents.
Russia: Putin Opposition Leader Jailed Two Months Before Elections
In U.S., Oprah, Joe Biden, and The Rock are all detained.
Senate Democrats Agree to End Shutdown Based on Promise by Mitch McConnell
He promises each one of them a path to citizenship.

Monday, January 22, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Shutdown News: Three-Fifths of White House Staff Placed on Temporary Leave
Nobody notices.

Doctor Finds Trump in Excellent Mental Health
He's not deranged, just evil.
National Health Alert as People Eat Tide Pods in Viral “Tide Pod Challenge”
Often at one of Tide's newly opened laundromat/restaurants.
Trump Credited for Successful Talks Between North, South Korea
Whenever there's a snag, someone shouts “dotard” and everybody laughs.

Saturday, January 20, 2018

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Published on Jan 14, 2018

30 A Songwriters Fest
- Will Kimbrough as her right hand man... here I am on this chilly Saturday

Thanks to hoocaca.

Monday, January 15, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

2017 Most Expensive Year on Record for Natural Disasters
Narrowly beating out former record holder, Noah's Flood (2348 BC).

Climatologist: California Has Four Seasons — Drought, Fire, Flood, Mudslides
In leap years, also Earthquake.
Trump Says U.S. Sold Norway “F-52s,” Planes That Only Exist in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
Norway cancels its check.
Eleven Months Early, Webster's Names Shithole as 2018's Word of the Year
“Why wait,” says spokesman.

Saturday, January 13, 2018

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Rodney Crowell and Emmylou Harris perform "The Traveling Kind" in a 1954 Silverstreak Trailer in East Nashville

Thanks to BGS [ The Bluegrass Situation ].

Monday, January 8, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump: Other Countries Not Laughing at Us Anymore
They're staring, silently, jaws dropped wide open.
Fire and Fury Author: 100% of Everyone Close to Trump Thinks He's Unfit for Office
And 74% of those watching at home.
Border Wall Prototypes Cover Wide Range of Options
From Stalinist Impressionism to Franco Abstract.
New Finding: Prehistoric Humans Left Africa 60,000 Years Earlier Than Thought
Fled to the suburbs.

Saturday, January 6, 2018

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Kentucky Educational Television's "The Lonesome Pine Specials"; recorded at the Kentucky Center for the Arts; producer Richard Van Kleeck; director Clark Santee; copyright 1992, KET

Thanks to foxfireman188.

Monday, January 1, 2018

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

New York Times: Papadopolous More Than Mere “Coffee Boy”
He may have roasted, brewed entire pot.
Questions Remain About Pence's Role in Russiagate Coverup
What didn't he know and when didn't he know it?
Predictions for 2018

Madame Blavinsky: “North Korea will launch the newly named Dotard-III missile just to piss off you know who.”

Cassandra: “Artificial intelligence will realize it doesn't need us anymore and next thing you know we're being treated like cows.”