Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Zamboni

We need a little light humor today. Well, maybe you don't, but I gotta unclench everything fer a minute. It's startin' ta hurt a little. Besides, it snowed last night, the world is white, and I'm thinkin' winter. Enjoy.

This one's dedicated to Moosebreath Palin who's gonna name the next of her spawn 'Zamboni'. I wonder if she knows she's naming it after a product that's not made in the 'real' America?

[...] In fact, it's not unusual to see Zamboni ice resurfacers driving down the neighborhood streets on their way to be tested at Iceland.

Ya'd think me 'n Fixer worked there! Can Zambonis peel out?


Gear Daddies - I Wanta Drive The Zamboni

Today may mark the end of the Repuglican era

Good piece in The Guardian by Sidney Blumenthal:

Today's election is poised to end the Republican era in American politics - an era that began in reaction to Lyndon Johnson's Great Society, the Vietnam war and the civil rights revolution, was pioneered by Richard Nixon, consolidated by Ronald Reagan, and wrecked by George W Bush.

Now, certain factors that have dominated US politics for 40 years seem destined to recede to the far corners. In economics, supply-side panaceas and deregulation created the worst crisis since the Great Depression, requiring a conservative Republican administration to part-nationalise banks, something unimaginable under any Democratic administration. In foreign policy, neoconservatism led to the morass in Iraq and Afghanistan while undermining the western alliance. In social policy, the evangelical right battered science, the separation of church and state, and the right to privacy. Finally, the conservative principle of limited government has become a watchword for incompetence, cronyism, corruption, hypocrisy, and contempt for the rule of law.

Obama may still be a largely unknown quantity, but the judgment will be made about the known (my em). The election will determine more than the identity of the president. It will decide whether one era is to end and another will begin.

This election is definitely more a referendum against Bush and Repug rule than it is for Obama.

That said, we're fortunate that Obama is what he is - intelligent, educated, calm of demeanor, intellectually curious, cautious, thoughtful, and not chained to a post by ideology. He is the man we need for the times we've been dragged into.

Desperately needed change is in the air today. Let's hope it's in the ballot box as well.

Even if it is, even if Obama wins 538-0, we as good Democrats will still worry that those Repug bastards will still be able to steal it somehow.

Quote of the Day

Right Wing Watch on Religious Right 'values voters':

They'd Vote For Satan if He Was a Republican

Well, he is, and they have a pretty good track record of that in the last eight years.

Hell, I'd vote for Ol' Scratch if he wasn't.

Mood Music


A little mood music to ease the waiting:



Sam Cooke — "A Change Is Gonna Come."

Or you can try this one:



Allison Moorer — "A Change Is Gonna Come."

Or if you prefer, Otis' version:


There's only one thing ...

I want you to do today:


VOTE!



Me and the Mrs. are leaving for the polls in a couple minutes.

Update:

Just got back and turnout was awesome. Usually, the Mrs, and I are #1 and #2 to vote. This morning, we got to the polls 15 minutes before they opened and there were already 50 people on line ahead of us. I'm proud of my neighbors.

Off to work ...

And so it begins...

WMUR NH

Obama Beats McCain 15-6 In Dixville Notch

250% is a good start!

Based on early results, the Lef' Coas' Brainiac projects a landslide win for Obama!

It's gonna be a long day...

Monday, November 3, 2008

Early Voting Story

The other day I said somewhere that we didn't have early voting in California. Oops. Since we just got back from voting early, I guess I was wrong. Here's how it went in one little slice of small town life.

Normally, the polls are set up in the public meeting room at the Public Utility District (PUD. Heh.) building, aka the town water & power dept. There are three or four poll workers, half a dozen cardboard voting booths with trash bag privacy curtains, and lately, one, count 'em one electronic voting machine.

The early voting took place instead at the town offices, which is exactly downstairs from the bank Mrs. G just retired from. Usually, we sign next to our names on the official list of voters. Today we filled out cards for later cross reference.

There were about four or five people ahead of us. The chairs in the regular town waiting area are very comfortable. We were to have about an hour's wait according to the town clerk. She was very pleasant and gracious and I was a little surprised she didn't suggest we wait in the bar.

Mrs. G was a little worried - with nothing to do for an hour, she just knew I was going to get in some kinda trouble. I was chatting with a young gent who mentioned something about smoke 'n mirrors in relation to town business. I feigned horror and said "Shhh! Don't say 'smoke 'n mirrors!'" and pointed to the 8½ x 11 "no electioneering within 100 feet of polls" sign on the counter.

Town business was going on all around us while we waited. UPS and some other delivery outfit came and went. A coupla PUD folks came to get keys and other stuff to get tomorrow's polling place set up. A gent came in to get the key to the auxiliary generator room in the building. I had this fantasy of sneakin' in there, jammin' the throttle open with a stick, and watching all the light bulbs in the joint blow out. Heh. We visited with our friend and neighbor Keri. She's the local Minister of Parking Enforcement, aka the meter maid for our town's one block of metered parking.

I only got Mrs. G to wince once. This takes a little setup.

We have a proposition on the ballot that if passed will mandate conditions of better quality of life and sanitation for farm animals. Seems like a no-brainer, but the huge chicken farmer lobby has been running ads against it, saying in effect that if we don't let them abuse the chickens we'll have to import chickens and eggs from Mexico and we'll all die from salmonella. If you saw the conditions in some of those places, you'd think you were being given the choice to die from either Mexican salmonella or good ol' American salmonella.

So I turns ta Mrs. G, and in my drill field whisper asked her, "Honey, I forget - am I supposed to vote for the Mexican or the American salmonella?" She gave me The Look and a coupla folks laughed.

I didn't even come close to gettin' thrown outta the joint. I think the town folks and voters alike were grateful for my attempts at humor. I hope so. It was awfully boring.

One person at a time was led around behind the counter and deep into the office area by town employee Shauna, whom we've known since she was ten years old. When they finished, after maybe five minutes, Shauna brought them back out and took the next one in. Mrs. G went before me. At this point, Shauna had to step out for a minute, so she just had Mrs. G come get me. The town clerk lady followed us, no doubt to make sure I didn't cause any mischief in the ten feet of hallway that I was out of her sight. I don't blame her.

Mrs. G led me straight into Shauna's office. There was one, count 'em one electronic voting machine there, the sum total of our town's early voting efforts. I think I used it in June's primary. Cool gadget. I kept screwing up, and voted for Obama about three or four times. Actually, I thought that was pretty neat. At the end came a printed summary for my approval. Obama's name was only on it once. Drat.

Total time, just about an hour. No doughnuts, ice cream, or sex toys, just the satisfaction that we might have helped prevent another criminal regime.

Also, today is me 'n Mrs. G's 35th wedding anniversary. We're gonna paint the town red at Zano's, probably with marinara sauce. We're going for the early bird special an' I got a coupon! Whee!

Update:

Charlie Brown is running for Congress from CA-04 against Tom McCarpetbagger. The campaign has been ugly from the Repug side, big surprise. Mrs. G just told me some moron left a goat's head on his porch. Keep it classy, you Repug bastards.

I'm in love with a butch lesbian

Great article in New York Magazine on Rachel Maddow. Long. Good. If you like her, go read it. Just a coupla quotes:

She also does not abide impoliteness: In March, when Pat Buchanan told Democratic strategist Kelli Goff to “shut up” on Dan Abrams’s show, on which Maddow was also a guest, she leaped in to administer such a deft, polite scolding—“Pat! I have never heard you tell anyone to shut up like that before!”—that the former Nixon speechwriter looked genuinely chastened. Buchanan, whose 1992 culture-war speech was a pivotal moment for 19-year-old lesbian Maddow, now frequently appears on The Rachel Maddow Show to provide conservative counterpoint under the rubric “It’s Pat,” which he most likely doesn’t know is a reference to the old Saturday Night Live skit about a gender-neutral character. “Thank you so much for coming on, Pat. Always a pleasure,” she says warmly when he totters off after their sparring matches.

I picked up on the SNL "It's Pat!" reference the first time I saw it. The old fart indeed does not have a clue. On many levels.

If you leave out enough shit between the quotes you can make any point you care to:

“He pees like a girl,” she points out.

More like an old Repug. Heh.

Note to Rachel: Go ahead and get the restraining order on me, hon. I can take it.

This ain't a movie, Ah-nold

Pensito Review

One trait Schwarzenegger shares with George Bush is a sense of humor that relies heavily on locker-room towel-snapping:

Schwarzenegger long has sponsored an annual bodybuilding competition in Columbus, and he joked that he hoped to invite Obama next time because “he needs to do something with those skinny legs.”

“We’re going to make him do some squats, and then we’re going to give him some biceps curls to beef up those scrawny little arms. But if you only could do something about putting some meat on his ideas,” Schwarzenegger said.

Har-har.

Yeah, har-dee-fuckin'-har. This ain't no movie, Ah-nold. No stunt men allowed. I've seen Obama with his shirt off. The kid's made out of steel springs. I bet he could kick your ass up around your ears. Don't worry, he won't. He wouldn't wanta be accused of elder abuse.

McCain and Schwarzenegger won’t be campaigning together in California, because the last three statewide polls show McCain losing to Barack Obama by jaw-droppingly large margins — 27, 23 and 22 percentage points.

Har-har.

Update:

LTR: "Send In The Clowns".


“we're here to plump... you up”


I rest my case.

The Most Accurate Election Forecast

Keith Thomson, HuffPo is off to the races...

I asked him: "Do you think handicappers can forecast the outcome of the presidential election better than polls?"

He didn't hesitate. "Polls can be inaccurate. People may say what is politically correct, the questions may be leading, the pollsters may be biased. A pollster can still bill for an inaccurate poll. Bookmakers must make an accurate line or they lose -- period."

For a second opinion I went to Ray Paulick, who was a protégé of notorious oddsmaker "Jimmy The Greek" before becoming a handicapper for the Daily Racing Form. Now he's editor of the thoroughbred industry insiders' must-read Paulick Report. "Gamblers have more experience with cheaters," he said. "They take voter fraud into their metrics. Polls don't. Nor do polls take into account how each state's secretary of state factors in, or systems within a state designed to eliminate voters; Jimmy the Greek called these 'the intangibles.'"

The multi-billion dollar online gaming industry offers evidence that Maloney and Paulick are, as usual, on the money.

With University of Arizona economist Paul Rhode, Strumpf authored a study -- "Historical Presidential Betting Markets," published in Journal of Economic Perspectives -- that demonstrates that the betting market's forecasting superiority is nothing new.

Currently, Betfair lists Barack Obama as an overwhelming 1-7 favorite (paying $8 for a $7 winning bet). A John McCain win would pay $6.80 for every dollar bet.

So...the best outcome is the worst bet. Amazing...

The Republican Rump*

*Not the word I would have used.

Good read from Paul Krugman today. He's predicting the Repugs will become even worse after their impending defeat.

[...] But let me ask a different question that will also be important for the nation’s future: What will defeat do to the Republicans?

You might think, perhaps hope, that Republicans will engage in some soul-searching, that they’ll ask themselves whether and how they lost touch with the national mainstream. But my prediction is that this won’t happen any time soon.

Instead, the Republican rump, the party that’s left after the election, will be the party that attends Sarah Palin’s rallies, where crowds chant “Vote McCain, not Hussein!” It will be the party of Saxby Chambliss, the senator from Georgia, who, observing large-scale early voting by African-Americans, warns his supporters that “the other folks are voting.” It will be the party that harbors menacing fantasies about Barack Obama’s Marxist — or was that Islamic? — roots.

Why will the G.O.P. become more, not less, extreme? For one thing, projections suggest that this election will drive many of the remaining Republican moderates out of Congress, while leaving the hard right in place.

Anyway, the Republican base, egged on by the McCain-Palin campaign, thinks that elections should reflect the views of “real Americans” — and most of the people reading this column probably don’t qualify.

To take that a step further, most of the people who can read probably don't qualify.

[...] The real America, it seems, is small-town, mainly southern and, above all, white.

But the G.O.P.’s long transformation into the party of the unreasonable right, a haven for racists and reactionaries, seems likely to accelerate as a result of the impending defeat.

This will pose a dilemma for moderate conservatives. Many of them spent the Bush years in denial, closing their eyes to the administration’s dishonesty and contempt for the rule of law. Some of them have tried to maintain that denial through this year’s election season, even as the McCain-Palin campaign’s tactics have grown ever uglier. But one of these days they’re going to have to realize that the G.O.P. has become the party of intolerance.

A lot of us realized that a long time ago. Like a cuckolded husband (or wife), those closest to the problem are the last to know. Or at least to admit it.

Mr. Krugman is probably right. Facing defeat, the worst of the Repugs have been coming out from under their rocks and being pretty open about their intolerance for some time now. Good. They'll be easier to deal with out in the light. As we learned on the rifle range in times long past, the better the light, the better the sight picture.

Free sex toys for voting

MSNBC

Just when you thought it was safe to focus on the issues in this historic election season, a chain of sex toy shops has joined retailers, restaurateurs and other businesses across the nation in the time-honored tradition of rewarding Americans who go to the polls.

The rewards are no-so-subtle reminders of this year’s campaign rhetoric. For men, it’s the “Maverick,” a "sleeve" for self-pleasuring. According to a press release, “He’s always there to lend a hand, he works for every man, and he bucks the status quo.” Women can choose the “Silver Bullet” mini-vibrator, which is “a magical solution to difficult problems” and “a great stress-reliever during these troubled economic times!” The promotion lasts through Nov. 11.

Those with a sweet tooth can stop by participating Krispy Kreme or Ben & Jerry’s locations to receive special treats. Krispy Kreme will be handing out star-shaped doughnuts with red, white, and blue sprinkles, one each, to voters, while Ben & Jerry’s is serving up free scoops of ice cream to everyone who shows up on Election Day between 5 and 8 p.m., whether they voted or not.

Now yer talkin'! Shit, at my age doughnuts and ice cream are sex toys...

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Bush Aims to Weaken Laws in Final Months of Administration
Particularly those relating to war crimes.

Obama Campaign Fears “Bradley Effect”
McCain campaign fears “Magoo Effect.”

Vatican Issues New Screening Guidelines For Priests
Taking second look at those who check “maybe” under “pedophile?”

Republicans Warn Voters Against Giving Democrats One-Party Control of Government
Cite policy disasters that were allowed to occur between 2000-2006.

When ya shit the diaper ...

Ya gotta sit in it. Poor babies:

...

"You have a combination of no legacy stuff, a horrible economic mess and the likelihood that Obama is going to win," this person [WH staffer] added. "There is a real sadness there."

...


Aw, they're so sad because they've fucked everything to Hell and history will remember it. I wonder if they even gave a thought to the people they've been fucking dry for the last 8 years? Doubtful ...

Great thanks to Avedon for the link.

Wishful thinking ...

Digby has a good post up about the conservative pundits developing a sense of amnesia about the last 8 years. She sums up with a hope for the future:

...

If Obama wants to deliver change, the first thing he has to do is figure out a way to either co-opt of vanquish the village elders. And congress is a wild card. If they play nice, Obama may be able to roll over the village. If they decide to play "who's the boss" then we'll have a different scenario. Hopefully, they will have learned the real lesson of the Clinton years, which is to not enable Republicans by stabbing your president in the back every time he tries to do something even slightly liberal ...


But Digby is one of the major voices of the Reality-based Community and knows what the rest of us do:

... I'm not holding my breath on that one.


Our TV commentary sucks and it's one of the reasons we have so many 'undecideds' in this country. If you get your news from any of the major networks (let alone from Fox) you'd probably be under the impression the presidential race is neck-and-neck. I have CNN on for background while I'm working on the house in the afternoons and if I weren't a regular blog reader, I wouldn't get it either.

Unfortunately, I doubt the situation will change anytime soon. Fortunately, Darwinism works in more systems than just biology.

The smell ...

Of desperation. TPM via Mr. Philadelphia:

Interesting anecdote and probably a testament to ground organization. I have no idea what this means. Friday night (which happens to be the start of our Sabbath) my wife answered the phone to hear a man stating he was from the McCain-Palin campaign. He asked who she was supporting. She replied that we will vote for Obama. He replied with "but he's a f-----g n---er!". Before I get to my wife's response I'll first have to say that I understand desperation and I also understand that this pitch may actually work for a few people. I also understand that there are people who are whack-jobs phone-banking for both sides. But here are some facts:

...


Facts are what make it good:

...

My wife and I are Black. Citing the fact that Obama is a f----g n---er as a way to sway our vote may not be a great idea. My wife and I live in Maryland... Baltimore, MD.... One of the most African American areas of Baltimore Maryland. How on earth did our phone numbers get on to a McCain volunteers phone bank list of potential voters to be calling at this stage in the game? We have never received a call from the Obama campaign.

...

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Weekend whorage

The next chapter of Birthright is up at The Practical Press.

I feel like Quasimodo spending so much time in the attic over the last week.


For your Sunday evening, some smooth jazz from a master:



Bill Evans - Waltz For Debby

No on 8

A shorter version of this is all over TV out here.



Update:

I been screwing around with something I probably shouldn't have. How do I get all those 'Download Videos' outta here?

Sunday Emmylou Blogging

Not much to look at, so just close your eyes and listen.


Emmylou Harris - Another Lonesome Morning

Sunday Crazy South Philly Redneck Music Blogging

Jim Croce has been gone for 35 years and I still miss him.


Jim Croce - Rapid Roy & Car Wash Blues