Tuesday, June 16, 2009

"We gotta sink the Eurodam 'cuz the world depends on us"*

If there's anybody out there who enjoys sea cruises, this one'll make ya puke.

The Ostroy Report has an inside man. I'll make ya go read it with just this one line:

Sounds like our nation's leading conservatives are having a gay old time at sea.....

Sounds like they're gettin' inta the old Royal Navy seafaring spirit of "Ah, for the good ol' days of rum, sodomy, and the lash! Arrghhhh!". Traditionalists all. What happens in international waters stays in international waters and it won't get shown on U.S. TV. Waiting for the crew's cell phone vids on YouTube...

*Apologies to Johnny Horton. This time it ain't nothin' against the ship. It'd be like sinkin' the Noah's Ark Of Evil.

Iran Recount

From the Beeb:

Iran's powerful Guardian Council says it is ready to recount disputed votes from Friday's presidential poll.

Shorter analysis from BuzzFlash:

Iran's powerful Guardian Council says it is ready to "recount" disputed votes from Friday's presidential poll. Excuse our cynicism, but when "recount" doesn't mean "recount," but rather "diffuse the opposition by holding off a week but then announce again an Ahmadinejad victory by a slightly lower majority and by then the steam has gone out of the opposition."

That's about it.

Legal Pot in California in 2010?

AlterNet.

There is a buzz moving through the culture, as the public attitudes around cannabis use are rapidly shifting, that the legalization of marijuana in some states, particularly California, is a growing possibility.

An array of new circumstances -- Democrats in power, economic recession leaving states starving for revenue that could come from taxing cannabis sales, less funds for law enforcement and Mexican drug operatives moving into the US to grow huge amounts of untaxed pot, contributing to the horrible drug violence South of the Border -- support the growing public support for legalization of pot.

At the epicenter of legal pot talk and strategic political action is Richard Lee, a highly successful pot entrepreneur, who over the past decade has turned the "uptown" entertainment area of downtown Oakland, California into what many call Oaksterdam, a play on Amsterdam, their sister city in Holland. A centerpiece of the Oakland transformation is Oaksterdam University which Lee founded to prepare people for jobs in the cannabis industry. As he told MSNBC, "my basic idea is to professionalize the industry, and have it taken seriously just like beer and distilling hard liquor." The University, along with half a dozen other "cannabis businesses," controlled by Lee bring thousands of visitors to Oakland daily.

California Pot Legalization Initiative

And it was Richard Lee who raised eyebrows among many last week, including some in the "drug reform establishment," when he announced an effort to qualify for the California statewide ballot in November of 2010, The Control, Regulate and Tax Cannabis Act of 2010, the first major statewide initiative designed to legalize marijuana for personal use.

Where's that petition? Bring it to me! Besides removing millions of harmless people from being criminals and a shot in the arm (heh) for the snack food industry, our ballot initiative process could use a little redemption too!

The article is quite a bit longer. Please enjoy. You heads trace it with yer finger so you won't lose your place, or print it so you won''t forget what ya read.

Also see:

...TaxCannabis2010.org, the newly minted organization he started to push the initiative, calls for the legalization of small amounts of marijuana for personal possession by adults 21 and older, and allows cities and counties the option of regulating sales and cultivation. The legal amount would be 1 ounce for personal possession, with cultivation allowed in a space no larger than 5 feet by 5 feet.

It'll be a good thing if this works.

Losing enemies ...

HTML Mencken understands the neocon mindset. They need someone to blame. Used to be the Commies and the blacks. Then it was the Mexicans and Latin Americans who got in here under the wire (or over the fence as it were). Then it was Liberals and Progressives. And the latest are the Muslims. Without someone to blame for their ills and vilify for their differences, they just ain't happy. Heaven forbid the Iranians actually get them some democracy:

War is the goal of the neocon collective; more subhuman than subhuman is their motto. Always has been, always will be. Neocons have to have an external enemy, legitimate or manufactured: it gives them political power and gives them — for lack of a better phrase — personal fulfillment. War is the force that gives meaning to their lives, makes them feel part of something important. Some people collect stamps, others like to attend church; neocons fap* to destruction wrought by America or Israel on "eeevildoers," preferably dusky and Muslim.

...


I mean, on actual policy that doesn't involve "kill 'em all", they got nothin'.

*Fap = Masturbate, for the uninitiated.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Headline of the Day

Maru:

The Theocrat Party of Utter Failure crawls deeper up its own ass

Inspiration ...

The Iranian elections got this going through my head today. I've found inspiration in this scene since I saw it on Broadway as a young boy. William Daniels is John Adams.



Is Anybody There? - 1776

Dear Republicans,

Stop whining about people calling you racist. You are.

Exhibit A:

... commenting on a report posted to facebook about a gorilla escape at a zoo in columbia, s.c., friday, longtime gop activist rusty depass wrote, "i'm sure it's just one of michelle [Obama]'s ancestors - probably harmless ...


Exhibit 2*:

... Now, in a second instance of Republicans playing the race card against the Obamas, Wonkette notes that a racist e-mail was sent out by a legislative staffer for Tennessee GOP state senator Diane Black ...


Regards,

Fixer

*Link thanks to Watertiger.

Heads up ...

To dog owners in the NY Metro Area:

There has been an increase in Lyme disease among dogs in our area. And now, there is growing concern that means we'll see the same in humans.

Veterinarians in New Jersey say they're seeing an increase in cases.

The New Jersey Department of Health is urging residents to be aware of the signs and symptoms of Lyme disease, as well as the importance of seeking medical treatment.

...


You should check your mutt every time they come into the house. The distinctive Lyme telltales in humans are hard to see on dogs. If you're in doubt, make an appointment with the vet.

Heh ...

Via Avedon, Great Redneck Inventions. There's a couple in there Gord might appreciate too. The limo's my favorite.

Homogeneous Nation



The swastika between his runnin' lights will make a damn fine point of aim.

Thanks, YubaNet. I think.

Shocker in Iran: Election Won by Pat Buchanan

I should be ashamed for posting this, but the devil in the form of Don Davis made me do it. Heh.

"When it came to voting for a theocratic Nazi sympathizer, Buchanan had it all over Ahmadinejad - he's not only a much better dresser, but can even get Jews to vote for him."

Oy.

"...this post-election situation looks to me like a crime scene."

Juan Cole's got the goods on the Florida 2000 Ohio 2004 Iranian "election". Links at site. A 'must read' if you're interested in the details.

But just as a first reaction, this post-election situation looks to me like a crime scene. And here is how I would reconstruct the crime.

As the real numbers started coming into the Interior Ministry late on Friday, it became clear that Mousavi was winning. Mousavi's spokesman abroad, filmmaker Mohsen Makhbalbaf, alleges that the ministry even contacted Mousavi's camp and said it would begin preparing the population for this victory.

The ministry must have informed Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, who has had a feud with Mousavi for over 30 years, who found this outcome unsupportable. And, apparently, he and other top leaders had been so confident of an Ahmadinejad win that they had made no contingency plans for what to do if he looked as though he would lose.

They therefore sent blanket instructions to the Electoral Commission to falsify the vote counts.

This clumsy cover-up then produced the incredible result of an Ahmadinejad landlside in Tabriz and Isfahan and Tehran.

The reason for which Rezaie and Karoubi had to be assigned such implausibly low totals was to make sure Ahmadinejad got over 51% of the vote and thus avoid a run-off between him and Mousavi next Friday, which would have given the Mousavi camp a chance to attempt to rally the public and forestall further tampering with the election.

Much more.

More in my column, just out, in Salon.com:

Shorter: Mox nix as far as Obama and our Iran policy is concerned which weak and ineffectual president Iran has as long as the supreme leader is really in charge.

It would have been nice not to have to deal with a Holocaust denyin' loudmouth nutjob. Oh, well...

Iran protest cancelled as leaked election results show Mahmoud Ahmadinejad came third

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Telegraph (UK)

Iran's reformist presidential candidate Mir-Hossein Mousavi has called off a major rally to protest last Friday's election results, amid claims police had been cleared to open fire on protesters.

Speak out, get shot. A Repug's dream...

Mr Mousavi's cancellation of the protest came as sporadic disturbances continued around the Iranian capital, and reports circulated of leaked interior ministry statistics showing him as the clear victor in last Friday's polls.

The statistics, circulated on Iranian blogs and websites, claimed Mr Mousavi had won 19.1 million votes while Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had won only 5.7 million.

The two other candidates, reformist Mehdi Karoubi and hardliner Mohsen Rezai, won 13.4 million and 3.7 million respectively. The authenticity of the leaked figures could not be confirmed.

And probably won't be. Whaddya wanta bet all the ballots have already gone up in smoke?

Iran's Sham(e) Election

Texas Viking sums up Iran's "election" in two short paragraphs:

Just the way it was handled tells you something is wrong. When 85% of a country's population votes using paper ballots - and the result was announced a mere 2 hours after the polls closed, something is wrong.

How the heck do you process millions of paper ballots in two hours? You don't. So it's obvious that the true story is that the conservative religious types running Iran have had a sham election that has a lot of Iranians hopping mad. And it's a shame. Change was in the air and the people were ready for it, just like in the U.S. in 2008. But nothing scares religious hardliners more than change.

Change is pretty easy to prevent when you have all the guns and media and the means to silence communication and don't give a shit what your own people or the rest of the world thinks.

I guess that settles it...


A tip o' the Brain to Newsifact.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

TELEVISION ENDS ANALOG BROADCASTS
Many viewers without converter boxes say they're happy with change (shown), won't make switch.

Poll: 52% of Republicans Can't Name Who Speaks for Party
But they support them 100%.

Special Feature: Who Speaks for the Republican Party?
Here are six different voices, each expressing a different concern.

Rush Limbaugh:
fears Obama will succeed.

Glenn Beck:
fears Apocalypse is imminent.

Sean Hannity:
fears communist takeover.

Ann Coulter:
fears Muslim takeover.

Newt Gingrich:
fears Latina takeover.

Dick Cheney:
fears jail.

ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Right-Wing Fears Borne Out
First Gitmo detainee brought to U.S. escapes from maximum security prison, steals nuclear weapon, hijacks stealth bomber.

That boy's come a long way from stump breakin' goats!

Quote of the Day

Da Fez on Rich "Starbursts" Lowry on the Iranian elections:

...

Yes, the right tactic is to win in a squeaker and dispatch young whiners in suits to seal the win.

Does anyone believe ...

That any part of the health care system will end up getting "reformed"?

...

And all this confusing chatter around the issue --- which started out with a pretty strong national consensus that the system was broken and that fundamental reform was needed --- plays perfectly into the hands of those who seek to preserve the worst aspects of the status quo and turn the crisis into yet another opportunity to profit at the taxpayers expense. Almost overnight the debate has become all about reassuring people that nothing's going to change.

...


I am seriously doubtful anything decent will come out of Congress. There are too many politicians in Big Health Care's pocket; to many vested interests out there determined to ensure the status quo. The statement above says it all - "nothing's going to change" because it would hit too many rich people in the wallet. From the doctors who make more than baseball players to the insurance and pharmaceutical companies who pad their bottom line under the current system.

Digby closes perfectly:

...

This is just beginning and a lot can happen, but I can't say that it's going very well so far. They took single payer off the table before they even began, so they are starting this negotiation with this public plan option as the leftward position to be bargained away in the inevitable "compromise." The way they're going we'll be lucky if we don't end up with "reforming" Medicare into a private, for profit insurance company.


Indeed. Probably, the status quo might be the best option after all because after everybody gets done fucking around, it'll be worse than it is today.

A little advice for the President. You wanna win on health care? Start releasing the torture photos and direct the Attorney General to begin investigations into the Bush administration. I tell you what, my friend, if you don't cut the Rethugs' legs off first, destroy the influence they have left (and branding them criminals will do it), you'll never get anything meaningful through Congress on the health care front.

Either shove it up their ass or don't bother (none of this half-way "bipartisanship" bullshit) because the Republican Party has made it their mission to make your term in office as difficult as it can be. If you don't grind 'em into the dust, they will continue to throw roadblocks in your way and expect you to 'compromise' to get around them.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Bring 'Em Home! Quick!


Thanks to barbequestopper, UK.

Still Willin'

This is probably my favorite Linda Ronstadt video of all time. I've posted it before. Here's my quote from back then, still holds:

I've always liked this song. I've been from Tehachapi to Tonopah. Back roads? There's four U.S. Highways in maybe 300 miles between those burgs and they are back roads! I can relate to the 'weed, whites, and wine' and 'importing untaxed goods' parts as well.

I'm doin' it again. This is an updated version. The older version is gone anyway.

Linda Ronstadt - Willin'
Live 1976
Little Feat cover



Thanks to GustavoOrozco00, Venezuela.