Friday, July 17, 2009

Quote of the Effin' Week!

HuffPo, with video:

"...we're going to do that crack cocaine thing that you and I have talked about before." - Senator Sessions (R(acist) - Alabigotama) at the Sotomayor hearings.

Context be damned, Jeffie-Beau, it would do you a world of good ta puff one up. It would do us a world of good if you got caught at it.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Global Gas Pump

Iraq was always about the oil. Still is. And ever will be. Tom Klare at TomDispatch. Take a lunch.

Has it all come to this? The wars and invasions, the death and destruction, the exile and torture, the resistance and collapse? In a world of shrinking energy reserves, is Iraq finally fated to become what it was going to be anyway, even before the chaos and catastrophe set in: a giant gas pump for an energy-starved planet? Will it all end not with a bang, but with a gusher? The latest oil news out of that country offers at least a hint of Iraq's fate.

For modern Iraq, oil has always been at the heart of everything. Its very existence as a unified state is largely the product of oil.

When President George W. Bush launched the invasion of Iraq in March 2003, his overarching goals all revolved around the geopolitics of oil. He and his top officials were intent on replacing Saddam Hussein's regime with one that would prove friendly to American oil interests. They also imagined that, greeted as liberators by a grateful population, they would preside over a radical upgrading of Iraq's petroleum capacity, thereby ensuring adequate supplies for American consumers at an affordable price. Finally, by building and manning a constellation of major military bases in a grateful Iraq, they saw themselves ensuring continued American dominance over the oil-soaked Persian Gulf region, and so the energy heartland of the planet.

All of this, of course, proved to be a mirage. [...]

More of a 'pipe dream'.

[..] The Bush administration, which looked with alarm at Saddam Hussein's growing ties to Russia and China, invaded the country in part to reassert American dominance in the Persian Gulf region and diminish the role played by Moscow and Beijing. Today, Washington appears to welcome the growing role of Chinese and Russian firms in the rehabilitation of Iraq's dilapidated energy infrastructure.

Yeah, ya fucked that one up good, Georgie boy.

For devastated Iraq, of course, these last years were a disaster and real reconstruction of the country still remains a long way off. For the United States, gone are expectations of converting Iraq into a model Middle Eastern democracy, or of inserting a Western-trained, pro-U.S. regime in Baghdad. Nor is there any expectation that the state-owned Iraq National Oil Company will be completely privatized -- once the dream of Bush-era neocons. Nonetheless, the (re)emergence of a functioning Iraqi petro-state working closely with foreign energy firms to boost global oil supplies (with American troops, whether based in Iraq or neighboring countries, providing ultimate security) would be an outcome that could be sold to Congress and, presumably, a majority of the American public.

So it has finally come to this dismal possible end point: after all the blood and tears, all the death and destruction, almost all interested parties seem to be returning to the only vision of the country, however depressing, that has demonstrated any viability. In the future, Iraq is likely to be an oil-fueled petro-state with no function other than to service global markets and enrich local elites as well as the technocrats that assist them. This may be not be an inspiring vision -- especially for Iraqis who have suffered so much -- but it might possibly be the only reality available that will circumvent the horrific bloodletting of the past 30 years.

Instead of lying us into that clusterfuck with all the 'WMD' and 'mushroom cloud' bullshit, what if Bush had just come right out and said, "We're going to invade Iraq for its oil. We're going to get thousands of your sons and daughters killed, not to mention hundreds of thousands of sand niggers who aren't really human beings anyway and exist only to serve white folks, their betters, so you can drive your SUVs and thus further enrich the corporate ruling elite. We're going to have a permanent military presence there for generations to come in order to protect your God-given American right to live the sybaritic (If he'da known such a word. The speechwriters coulda made him practice it.) lifestyle of spoiled rich white people that you've become accustomed to, but on the cheap because you're not as rich as you think you are and live on borrowed money anyway. We're going to spend trillions of dollars, but we're going to borrow the money from China and run our criminal imperialistic war of agression off the books so you'll never see the cost until we can't pay the mortgage and the Chinks come to foreclose. Your kids and grandkids will get stuck with the bill, but I don't care because me and my peeps are rich and won't be affected by it, and you'll be dead and fuck the goddam next generation anyway, the ingrateful little bastards who'll bitch about what we did to them just so we could avoid seeing the writing on the wall. The oil is going to run out someday and we'd better be the ones to get it. Let's go get what's ours even if it puts the lie to everything we claim to believe in! Besides, you people are all suckers and I'm doing what my corporate and neocon masters want."

It wouldn't have made a bit of difference. With the Repug Congress, the corporate Bush-suckin' media, and half our country being ignorant wingtards at the time, we'd be exactly where we are now.

Bush coulda saved himself a lot of trouble just by being out front about his big oil grab. Too bad he doesn't know how to tell the truth, and it's not Repug and neocon policy anyway.

Quote of the Day

Seymour Hersh in "The Man Who Knew Cheney's Secret" at The Daily Beast:

"The last time they said the government doesn’t torture; this time it's the government doesn’t assassinate."

The next shoe to drop...

Quote of the Day

Jill:

... I suppose it's to Sotomayor's credit that she's able to sit through all the manure being thrown around the Judiciary Committee without telling these gasbags just how full of shit they are ...


Late for work. See yas ...

While I love Europe ...

They have some of the same problems we do. Take Bush accomplice and war criminal Tony Blair. Is he going to Den Haag in an orange jumpsuit with a glow-in-the-dark 'P' stitched on the back? No, he's gonna be the next EU President ... probably:

And the trend of [sending] failed politicians to Brussels continues. Europe really knows how to prevent the EU from making progress and being viewed as a joke by its constitutes. If there's a country that doesn't send its rejects to Brussels I'm [not] aware of it. This is precisely why the EU Parliament and Brussels in general are viewed as a non-serious sideshow that is ignored by most. Think of it as a retirement plan for politicians who are past their sell-by date. In Blair's case, not only did he lead an invasion of another country but now he's cashing in by working with bankers who he propped up who then dragged down the economy. How convenient for everyone to ignore that little detail as the UK figures out how to work through this deep recession.

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I'd be nice if we had a place to send our losers where they can still feel like they're in charge, yet can't do any appreciable harm. Instead, ours seem to stay around forever, coming to our attention periodically like a chronic case of hemorrhoids.

How much ...

For your soul?

Members of the Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee, who opposed a version of health care reform that the panel passed today, have on average received more money from the industries fighting against the measure's public health plan component than those who voted "yes."

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A breakdown of who got what here.

I'll have faith in my government again when all the money is taken out of lobbying; when the K Street crowd has to use objective fact to sway their reps instead of campaign cash. Ain't holding my breath.

Thanks to Ol' Fez for the link.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

I coulda told ya that ...

Shit, I remember my dad giving me this dimple in my forehead. Heh ...

WEDNESDAY, July 15 (HealthDay News) -- Fetuses that are only 30 weeks old may already possess short-term memory, Dutch researchers report.

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But whatever short term memory I had got killed in '73 and it hasn't been seen since.

Quit bitchin' ...

Mrs. F does that every autumn:

"I thought somebody had bought Europe with my credit card," said Josh Muszynski, from New Hampshire.


Be glad they didn't get yer AMEX. I gotta pay off the equivalent of the European debt every October. I wonder if I could get away with the "bank made a mistake" excuse?

Are you people fucking drunk?

Yes, this* should end well:

PHOENIX (AP) — Arizonans with concealed weapons permits will be allowed to take a handgun into bars and restaurants that serve alcohol under a bill signed Monday by Gov. Jan Brewer.

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Drinking while carrying a weapon would be illegal.

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So why the fuck would you bother going into a bar with a firearm?

We have a saying in my neighborhood. "Instant Moron: Just add alcohol." I'm making a tub o' popcorn and getting an online subscription to the Arizona Republic for my entertainment.

Dumbasses.

*Link thanks to Maru.

Observations ...

As I watch the Sotomayor hearings (at this particular time watching Jeff Sessions' follow ups), I get the feeling, by her body language (she reminds me a lot of Mrs. F - in intellect, demeanor, and knowledge of her particular field of law) that she wants to get up and punch Sessions in the eye.

Go for it, girl!

White Man’s Last Stand

MoDo on Sotomayor:

A wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not know that a gaggle of white Republican men afraid of extinction are out to trip her up.

After all, these guys have never needed to speak inspirational words to others like them, as Sotomayor has done. They’ve had codes, handshakes and clubs to do that.

She even used a flat tone when talking about the “horrific tragedy” of 9/11, when she was living near the World Trade Center. And she was mechanical in explaining to a grumpy Senator Orrin Hatch that banning nunchaku sticks did not dent the Second Amendment because the martial-arts weapons’ swing “can bust someone’s skull.”

But the barbed adjectives didn’t match the muted performance on display before the Judiciary Committee. Like the president who picked her, Sotomayor has been a model of professorial rationality. Besides, it’s delicious watching Republicans go after Democrats for being too emotional and irrational given the G.O.P. shame spiral.

W. and Dick Cheney made all their bad decisions about Iraq, W.M.D.’s, domestic surveillance, torture, rendition and secret hit squads from the gut, based on false intuitions, fear, paranoia and revenge.

Sarah Palin is the definition of irrational, a volatile and scattered country-music queen without the music. Her Republican fans defend her lack of application and intellect, happy to settle for her emotional electricity.

Senator Graham said Sotomayor would be confirmed unless she had “a meltdown” — a word applied mostly to women and toddlers until Mark Sanford proudly took ownership of it when he was judged about the wisdom of his Latina woman.

And then there’s the Supreme Court, of course, which gave up its claim to rational neutrality when the justices appointed by Republican presidents — including Bush Sr. — ignored what was fair to make a sentimental choice and throw the 2000 election to W.

Faced with that warped case of supreme empathy, no wonder Sotomayor is so eager to follow the law.

This goes out to Repugs everywhere and particularly those who recognize the end of them is thankfully in sight at last. Now if the Injuns will just put little red flags on their arrows to make it easier to find the bodies before they stink up the joint even worse...

And no, we're not particularly politically correct around here.


Thanks to rsensorat3, Canuckistan.

"He is sweating profusely... "

Ray McGovern

So far the summer has been mild in the Washington, D.C., area. But for former Vice President Dick Cheney the temperature is well over 100 degrees. He is sweating profusely, and it is becoming increasingly clear why.

Cheney has broken openly with former President George W. Bush on one issue of transcendent importance — to Cheney. For whatever reason, Bush decided not to hand out blanket pardons before they both rode off into the sunset.

It is getting close to history time. You do not need to be a cracker-jack analyst to understand that Cheney is feeling betrayed — that he is thinking not of Libby, but of himself, and fearing that, if our system of justice works, he could be in for some serious, uncommuted jail time.

As if unprecedented decisions to torture, in violation of international law and the War Crimes Act of 1996, can be accurately described as “policies” over which there can be honest disagreement. This is about crimes, not “policies.”

What has pretty much escaped notice in the Fawning Corporate Media (FCM) is that the former Vice President has also reminded us all that President Bush was the “decider.”

That unusual word sounded quite macho as Bush strutted about reminding us often that he was also “commander in chief.” But now, it could be the kiss of death — for Bush, as well as for Cheney.

Ooooooh...the blood is rushing from my head...

Approval of torture, assassination, warrantless eavesdropping — hey, there is quite enough to go on, and increasing signs that Cheney will be called on the carpet.

What we have been focusing on, however, glosses over Cheney’s key role in purveying lies to get our representatives in Congress to approve a war that qualifies for what the post-WWII Nuremberg Tribunal called the “supreme international crime” — a war of aggression.

We shall have to demand that Attorney General Eric Holder do his duty and move quickly to start the process to hold accountable those responsible for dragging our country down into a moral abyss.

Please read the rest.

It will do my heart good when the FBI or US Marshals drag The Dick out of his final Undisclosed Location, which may bear a striking resemblance to Saddam Hussein's hidey-hole. They'll find it by the smell of fear emanating from a coward and war criminal who sent thousands to die and murdered hundreds of thousands of others for no good reason.

Bush? Another coward and war criminal, but he won't be so hard to catch. When they go for him he'll just be sitting at home in his rich white enclave with his usual deer-in-the-headlights look on his face. They may have to pull his finger out of his nose to put the handcuffs on.

I hope they spend the days before their hangings in adjoining cells with live audio out. The recrimination and whining will be most amusing in a macabre sort of way.

The 10 Dumbest Things Republicans Have Said About the Sotomayor Hearings

At AlterNet. Liquid alert with a twist: Besides the obvious danger of your keyboard going up in a cloud of smoke from short circuits, you may burn yourself if you drink anything whilst reading this when it starts to boil from outrage.

From sexist attacks about Sotomayor's "temperament" to a rigorous interrogation about the definition of nunchucks, GOPers came up with a multitude of embarrassing ways to try to hinder the Supreme Court nominee's confirmation.

Ah, yes, the dreaded nunchaku. I think every one of these Repug dickwads should be issued a set. Then we could watch them beat the crap out of themselves. Maybe butterfly knives as well. A coupla days of them trying to open those and they'd have to use an intern to jack off. Oh, wait - they do that already. The 2d Amendment is about guns, you fucking idiot. There's even video of the Wise Latina wasting her time trying to explain this silly shit to Orrin Hatch (Idiot - Cult State).

8. In what was perhaps one of the odder moments of the hearings, Hatch forced the nominee to expound on the dangers of nunchucks, a martial arts weapon. The point, of course, was the Second Amendment and the right to bear arms and how it played out in the 2009 case Maloney v. Cuomo. But all-in-all, a strange topic for a Supreme Court confirmation hearing.

Watch it:

Sotomayor Explains The Many Dangers Of Ninja Nunchucks

Shorter: If you live anywhere you can't swing a cat without hitting someone, like New York and California, two billy clubs on a string are already illegal and rightly so.

The craziness and incompetence on display at the hearings has been more than matched by the absurd smears leveled at Sotomayor in the conservative media. The shining lights of conservatism -- Pat Buchanan, G. Gordan (Sic. Any vowel other than 'o' is the pet peeve of anybody named 'Gordon'. Grrrr. - G) Liddy and Rush Limbaugh -- have outdone themselves with uninformed, offensive rants about the nominee.

7. The Committee for Justice* -- a right-wing group opposed to Sotomayor's confirmation -- is airing ads claiming that the Yale graduate led a terrorist organization. According to Think Progress:

The claim that Sotomayor led a terrorist organization apparently refers to her service on the board of the Puerto Rican Legal Defense and Education Fund, a mainstream civil rights organization. It seems that, in the right-wing mind, a group that protects Latinos from race discrimination is exactly the same as al-Qaida.

Any even slightly brown person is the same to wingtards. Scares the shit out of 'em.

Puh-lenty (not the governor) more.

House Health Care Bill

Here's a summary. Text here, 1018 pages. Links.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Yes, go right ahead ...

We need another Cheney in the White House as badly as we need another Bush in the job.

Fantasy script ...

Wouldn't mind seeing this on Wolfie's:

Liz Cheney: Investigating my dad would prove Americans 'can't trust Democrats with national security.'

Maru: Letting your dad rot in prison would prove Americans still care about the goddamn rule of law, you fucking twat.


Heh ... Right on, sister.

This should ...

Make wingnut heads explode. Happy Bastille Day!



La Marseillaise


The subtitles are a bit ... off in the translation, but good for a giggle. Heh ...

Live-Blogging of Jeff Sessions Committing Fellatio at the Sotomayor Hearing

RP on the Sotomayor hearings. Do not miss! Caution: May be some bad language.

Hey, look, it's racist wad of fuck Jeff Sessions of Alabama...

Sotomayor says, more or less, "Lick me, fucker. Look at what I did, not what I said." When Sessions asks about Sotomayor's statement that appellate court is where "policy is made," she kick Sessions' bony ass all over the place.

Oh, yeah, Sessions is gonna act like he's got something, because the knuckledraggers back home need to see him beat up a Hispanic woman.
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There's a reason why stereotypes of backwards ass country fucks exist.

Hey, just a fuckin' minute here, city boy...

Sotomayor kicks him in the nuts and says to stop teabagging himself and don't be an idiot...

Sessions doesn't actually give a fuck what she says or how she answers. He is trying to get her to crack, like if she is pushed, she'll bring out maracas and yip and trill her voice, revealing the whitey-hating freakin' Rican within.

Sessions: "Why didn't you use the cases I want you to use to decide Ricci?" Sotomayor: "Um, the Supreme Court decided it using the same issues I used."

- When Sessions asks if Sotomayor "understood" Ricci and the other firefighters and their concerns, it's really just "C'mon, Judge Spic, you don't give a shit about white people."

Thus, Jeff Sessions cupped the balls of the racist right as it came in his...

More.

Dear Judge Sotomayor,

Please stand up, look that fucking idiot Lindsey Graham square in the eye, and tell him, with all due respect, to go fuck himself. He's such a sanctimonious, patronizing piece of shit.

Regards and good luck,

Fixer

Tiny Airports Get Stimulus

Some that aren't so tiny as well. This is just kinda interesting.

ProPublica. Links at site.

The Federal Aviation Administration has now allocated all [2] of its $1.1 billion in stimulus money for airport improvements. But the complex set of rules [3] laid out in the recovery act has led to some counterintuitive results.

The biggest winners aren't the busiest airports. And more than $100 million is going to airports that have fewer than one flight an hour [4] -- airports that cater to recreational fliers, corporate jets or remote communities.

Aside from California, Alaska has received the most airport money. Many communities there are so isolated they lack construction equipment, increasing costs.

I get a visual of two Inuits and a pick an' shovel...

Here's a map of the airports that will get some money. My little Truckee-Tahoe Airport is on it as are Reno-Tahoe and Carson City. You can put your mouse on an airport near you and see how much they're going to get.

I live about a mile from our airport. This is a resort area and a lot of rich folks, rich enough to have an airplane anyway, fly in and out all the time. There's also an EAA Chapter there because we're in some kind of experimental/aerobatic flying area where if you get the plane away from the houses you can do what you want. It's a reasonably busy airport for being out in podunk country.

There's two things the airport needs to do with the money, as I see it.

First, they need to cut down the trees at the west end of the runway. Folks who don't fly out of high altitude airports (ours is at 5900') very much sometimes don't take 'density altitude' into account and end up in them after a very short flight. It would be easier to find them without the trees.

If you have a Flight Simulator program, try taking an early no-horsepower Piper Cub off our runway. You'll see what I mean. Many years ago, our airport was in a different place, and the little sneezers just went off a cliff and let gravity finish their takeoff roll.

Just as an aside, the old joke about 'please confine all crashes to the far end of the runway' takes on new meaning here since the east-west runway is in two different counties. It's a 'which first responders do we call this time?' kinda thing. Heh.

Second, they need to provide some kind of air defense for our world-class shit plant located north of the runway. Since most of the cocaine and other pharmaceutical party goods come into the affluent North Lake Tahoe area via our airport, we should do more to prevent a speed-crazed pilot from crashing into it. Since the treated water flows directly into the Truckee River and thence to Reno for people to drink, the last thing I want is for the residents of that august city to get our drugs for free. It's a 24-hour city and they can go buy their own!

Almost thirty years ago, a local cop (who is a friend of mine) wrote a several-part article in our local paper about the cocaine route through Truckee into North Lake. I went looking for a cite, but it's too old and I couldn't find one. I did, however, find this lovely, well-written, and insightful article about a local flying experience. Thank you, Google.

One problem we don't have here is runway snow removal. There's a lot of snow, but the airport folks have it handled. Good thing, too. I don't even wanta think about how a pilot puts tire chains on to land...