Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Today's Projects

Since all that's going on in the news today is obstructionist blathering from the batcrap right wing and Moosebreath's silly hat, I got time to do more fun stuff.

I gotta dig the Dakota out in time to take my property tax check to the post office on Thursday.


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Down that way and to the right is my spare toilet paper supply. No hurry. I got three sheets left.



An hour or so's work, maybe two. No sweat. It's a beautiful day to be outdoors. Later.

Brrrr...

An unusually cold storm has brought a little of the Himalayas to California.



Ah, Grasshopper, do brass monkey's balls turn blue before they fall off?


Thanks to Dawn Fischer of Bitney Springs CA. From "Snow Stories" in YubaNet.

Where ...

Is the Little Red Book?

Logistics ...

Once again, as I've said here a million times, any success for the "surge" in Afghanistan depends on the ability to supply the combat units in-theater. As we pull out of Iraq, consolidating our presence there, you'd think we'd rotate equipment no longer needed to Afghanistan. Ah ... no:

Even as the U.S. military scrambles to support a troop surge in Afghanistan, it is donating passenger vehicles, generators and other equipment worth tens of millions of dollars to the Iraqi government.

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Some of the items that commanders may now leave behind, including passenger vehicles and generators, are among what commanders in Afghanistan need most urgently, according to Pentagon memos.

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It's one thing to get "boots on the ground" and quite another to keep them in the fight. 30,000 troops and their personal gear are the easy part; load 'em onto transport aircraft in the States and drop 'em off half a world away. Getting them stuff like electricity, potable water, vehicles of all kinds, and all the other accoutrement is the hard part.

Bringing stuff into a place like Iraq, where we have access to a sea route (container ships and ro-ros can carry far more than C-5s and C-17s) is easier by orders of magnitude than to fly everything in, due to the fact we have no water access to Afghanistan. Trucking the shit through Pakistan is virtually impossible due to the threat to the supply line in the "lawless areas" along the border like Waziristan and Baluchistan. Leaving "flyable" stuff behind in Iraq when it could be used, and is sorely needed, in Afghanistan seems like very bad policy to me.

Monday, December 7, 2009

The kinda problems I wish I had...

Guardian UK

International drug cartels have abandoned the US dollar for high denomination euros to launder millions in illegal profits, Europol has revealed. The gangs no longer use $100 bills because €500 notes – the largest denomination of euro – take up less room when transporting large amounts of cash across the world.

I should only have so many Benjies I can't find room for them. Yeesh.

Sorry ...

About the lack of blogging today. Gordon's buried in snow and we're burying a relative. Back in form tomorrow. Anybody who has privileges, feel free ...

Heavy Snow, Possible Light Blogging

Lotsa mountain snow out here in CA. Right now it's as deep as the augur housing on my snowthrower. I'll be in and out all day. Maybe some pics later. We're expecting another 18-24" by tomorrow so I sorta got keep after it.

This actually happened in the Safeway produce section the other day:

A visitor to our town to his wife, "We better get some cans of beans and chicken soup in case we get snowed in."

Guess who: "If ya get snowed in, just call Dominos. They deliver."

V: "They got a good four wheel drive, huh?"

Gw: "Yeah, and if the kid has ta shovel yer walkway to get the pizza to ya, be sure to tip him good."

Everybody has a good 4WD around here and today is why. Just launched Mrs. G towards work through a foot plus of snow. I blew the driveway, but that's gotta stop somewhere.

Check out our local I-80 webcams and an assortment of other local webcams. Here's our downtown one. The building is our train/bus depot, called TITT. I'm not making that up. Stands for Truckee Intermodal Transportation Terminal. Our local bus service will have you standing on the corner waiting for a TART too. Tahoe Area Rapid (Hah!) Transit. Either me or the local transpo guys have a dirty mind. Heh.

I'll be ba-ack...

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Try Not To Remember

This is a song about PTSD. Lyrics.

In the still of the night
Do you laugh, do you cry?
Do you try not to remember?

Written and performed by Sheryl Crow. From Home of the Brave

Three soldiers struggle to readjust to life at home after returning home from a lengthy tour in Iraq.

Kindly notice that the not-very-well-adjusted soldiers have the 4th ID patch on their right shoulders, signifying the outfit they saw combat with. The 4th ID is based at Fort Hood.


Sheryl Crow ~ Try Not To Remember
Thanks to CrowVideoArchive.

The Indian and the White Guy

Last night Mrs. G made her World Famous Texas Hot Tamale Pie. Let's just say her version involves cows, buffalo, Jiffy corn muffin mix, cheddar cheese, Carroll Shelby and the good GOP - Garlic, Onions, and Peppers. Most recipes come in a pretty white bread form to appeal to people who don't like a lot of spicing, but Mrs. G knows how to jazz 'em up to our taste.

While she had the cookbook out to refresh her memory, I got to thinking about said book and when and where we got it. Florence Henderson (website) used to have a cooking and talk show with celebrity guests on The Nashville Network and we watched it many times.

I think my favorite comment of hers was when she said that, being from a large family and given that girls wore dresses in the days when she was a child, her family ate so many beans that her feet didn't touch the ground 'til she was twelve years old. Din't need no hoop to billow her dress! Heh.

Anyway, here's the cookbook. It looks like you can get a copy for a penny and on up. I recommend this book for the "Pamela's Chicken Spaghetti" as well as the Tamale Pie. Other good recipes as well.

One of the big featured acts on this show was Williams and Ree (website - read their 'fake history'. Heh.). These guys are clowns and good at it.

Here's a clip of them trying to make a dessert whilst doing a comedy bit or vice-versa. Yeah, it's silly, but it's funnier'n shit. There's plenty more videos of 'em too. Enjoy.


Thanks to hallingdal22.

Raw materials ...

I've elaborated on the difficulties of trying to get Afghans to see themselves as "Afghans" (and not primarily part of their tribe Pashtuns, Tajiks, Turkmen, etc.) and turn them into a national army. What I didn't take into consideration was that, on top of all these "mindset problems", these guys love their dope too much:

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As someone who has spent time in Afghanistan, Howie pointed out that the thing that nobody seems to want to admit about Afghanistan is that it's not actually a country, its a bunch of tribes. And everybody's stoned --- their culture is organized around growing opium and they have the best hash in the world.

This is not a value judgment. It's just an observation of a strong, thousand year old culture and thinking US soldiers can change it in a "couple, three years" is so absurd you just know they aren't even remotely serious about doing it.

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We're doing nothing but wasting lives and money. Digby's money line is this:

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But hey, maybe that's what they've got the DEA doing over there. After all, it's been such a roaring success here in the US.

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If it's up to the DEA to change attitudes over there, we'll be in the Hindu Kush for another century.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Locking lug nuts are more trouble than they're worth

You know you're in for a good time and some learnin' anytime you see this:

Dear Tom and Ray:

TOM: The inside of your locking nut is stripped. We see this all the time. Once the inside of a locking wheel nut is stripped, you have to resort to extraordinary measures to remove it.

RAY: These may include jumping up and down on the car, cursing at it and, in rare instances, setting it on fire and shrugging when the customer comes to pick up the charred wreckage.

Hey, whatever it takes.

I've been damn lucky when it comes to locking lugnuts. I've never seen a stripped one, and I've found some neat stuff pawing through the customer's car looking for the key. Heh.

Song for Dick Cheney

Johnny Cash - I Got Stripes Town Hall Party, Los Angeles, California August 8, 1959


Thanks to Carters01, Canada.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

I've put this one up before. It's so good I'm doing it again. This is from The Transatlantic Sessions.


Emmylou Harris with Mary Black and Iris Dement ~ Wheels Of Love

Thanks to tomtscotland, Glasgow.

Life's a bitch, ain't it?


Click to embiggen

Thanks to YubaNet.

The Big Barge ... revisited

Our travel agent was aboard Oasis of the Seas a couple weeks back and I stole some pics from her. It's a technological marvel but too big. They even have to post directions to get around.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Heh ...

NYers would rather vote for this guy sooner than Rudy "9/11 All The Time" Giuliani for mayor.

Bad Sex Writing

Fixer did a post on porn today. My 2¢ is that I'd rather read than watch. Gives yer imagination a chance to work and yer other hand something to do.

I didn't know they gave awards for bad sex writing, but they do:

Sometime nominee Ian McEwan, one of Britain’s greatest novelists, once graciously described the Bad Sex Awards as the prize every writer longs to win. He has yet to join the ranks of John Updike, Norman Mailer, and Tom Wolfe, all of whom, in the awards’ 17 years, have been judged to have inflicted on readers the worst piece of erotic writing of the year. Every year the Literary Review compiles a short list of offending new fiction, with debut novelists as vulnerable as big stars.

The awards, held at the In and Out Club in St. James, a conservative, members-only London club chosen purely for the bad-joke value of its name, are conducted in a Carry-On-Up-the-Literati spirit, which means that I can only describe myself as a Bad Sex Awards virgin. On a freezing night, while publishers are cutting back on lavish launches, here the Champagne flowed freely, and around 200 people were squashed into the usually sedate venue. Novelist Howard Jacobsen and historian Andrew Roberts, alongside just about every literary editor in London, all listened intently as the nominated passages were read aloud. This is the circus of smut and schadenfreude that is the Bad Sex Awards.

Mmmmmm...smut and schadenfreude. In a room full of people. Sounds like a dream night out to me.

Go read. Enjoy.

Did Asians Scare Palin Out of Hawaii?

The Daily Beast

The Palin story of the day seems to be her semi-endorsment of the birther movement, but there's another question now being asked: Why did Sarah Palin leave Hawaii after one semester when she was an 18-year-old student? The New Republic draws attention to a startling passage from Sam Tanenhaus’s recent New Yorker review of Palin’s book: In Going Rogue, Palin says “Hawaii was a little too perfect. Perpetual sunshine isn’t necessarily conducive to serious academics for eighteen-year-old Alaska girls.” But Tanenhaus then flags another passage from Scott Conroy’s and Shushannah Walshe’s biography of Palin, in which Palin’s own father says she left because she was uncomfortable around Asians and Pacific Islanders: “They were a minority type thing,” her father says, “and it wasn’t glamorous, so she came home.”

Read it at The New Republic.

Good grief.

American Airlines Hauls Some Serious Ass

MSNBC passes along this picture of a slightly awkward situation on an American Airlines flight.

It was 'awkward' all right:

"[...] Seems the guy paid for only one seat and the gate staff let him board."



I think the stews oughta move him a little to the left so he's in the center of the plane. Trim tabs can only do so much.

"Cobra's Anger"

At first, I thought "Cobra's Anger" was a reference to my health insurance premium which is going up in January in time to thwart any cost-lowering legislation, damn their eyes, but it's the name of a new Marine op in Effedupistan.

KABUL — U.S. Marines and Afghan troops on Friday launched the first offensive since President Barack Obama announced an American troop surge, striking against Taliban communications and supply lines in a southern insurgent stronghold, a military spokesman said.

Hundreds of troops from the 3rd Battalion, 4th Marines and the Marine reconnaissance unit Task Force Raider were dropped by helicopter and MV-22 Osprey aircraft behind Taliban lines in the northern end of the Now Zad Valley of Helmand province, scene of heavy fighting last summer, according to Marine spokesman Maj. William Pelletier.

A U.S. military official in Washington said it was the first use of Ospreys, aircrafts that combine features of helicopters and fixed wing aircraft, in an offensive involving units larger than platoons.

In my day, we came off those goddam flat-bottomed Mike boats* ready to fight. ANYTHING was better than throwing up and getting thrown up on in those bobbing little vessels of the devil. Pretty good psychology on the part of the Marine Corps, really. It worked great from Guadalcanal to Inchon and beyond. The Corps never lost a fight if it woulda meant getting back on those things. Heh.

It almost woulda been a relief if the damn things had sunk. Most of us could swim.

Things have been amped up in our fast paced modern world, but as good as they are, Marines can't fly. I can only imagine that today's young Jarheads are so thankful to get outta those Ospreys alive that they're ready to assault Hell with a bucket of water. The fuckin' Tallyban directly in front of 'em don't stand a snowball's chance. Heh.

Get some, three-four!

*Actually they were 'Papa' or 'Peter' boats due to the 'P' in LCVP. LCM's were 'Mike boats'. Too much for simple minds to remember so we called 'em all Mike boats, or maybe it was because the word 'Peter' made us giggle and the brass thought a boatload of giggling Marines wasn't quite the image they wanted in case we landed on a beach with photographers. Wasn't all that much difference between 'em anyway.