Tuesday, March 30, 2010

The Catholic Church is a Criminal Enterprise

Matt Taibbi

So while schools, parole officers, judges, lawyers and therapists may have been deficient in their understanding of child abuse back in 1962 (although I’m sorry — it could have been 1562, if someone molested my child and was allowed back in the priesthood, I’d be reaching for an axe), the Catholic church is alone among all of them in continuing to not get it since then. Despite massive public scandal over the course of what now is decades, they continue to deflect and shield child molesters as a matter of institutional routine. The ugliest part of the New York Times story wasn’t even the involvement of Ratzinger in this mess but the fact that three successive archbishops failed to do anything about Murphy, a man who apparently molested upwards of 200 children.

I was raised Catholic but stopped going to church at the age of 12. I was a complete idiot at that age with regard to almost every other area of human knowledge, but even I knew back then that the church was a scam. There are good and decent people working as individual priests, but the institution as a whole is a gang of cheap charlatans preying on peoples’ guilt feelings (which of course are cultivated intentionally by the church, which teaches children to be ashamed of their natural sexuality) in order to solicit a lifetime of contributions.

When I see a Catholic priest chanting his ridiculous incantations and waving his holy smoke over someone’s gravesite or at a wedding, the vibe I get is exactly the same as the one I get watching a plumber groan and moan and babble gibberish about all the different things wrong with your kitchen pipes, when in reality all he had to do was replace a washer. It’s the same as picking up your car after an oil change and listening to the mechanic rattle off a list of charges totaling thousands for the nineteen extra things he looked at under your hood, just out of concern for your safety… And when you protest, no, there was nothing wrong with my alternator, I’m not paying for that, he tries to bullshit you — oh, yes there was, trust me, if we hadn’ta fixed that, your car woulda died on the highway within a week.

Hmmm. Speaking as a mechanic who would never pull that kinda shit both because I just ain't built that way and because honesty brings repeat business, I'm damn glad mechanics don't have a pope and an institutional mentality to cover up the crimes of a few that give us all a bad name.

That’s all the church is. They’re a giant for-profit company using predatory salesmanship to sell what they themselves know is a defective, outmoded, basically unnecessary product. They’ll use any means necessary to keep their market share and if they have to lie and cheat and deflect and point fingers to keep the racket going, they’ll do it, just like any other sleazeball company.

We don’t permit countries that harbor terrorists to participate in international society, but the Catholic Church — an organization that has been proven over and over again to systematically enable child molesters, right up now to the level of the Pope — is given a free pass. In fact the Church is not only not sanctioned in any serious way, it gets to retain its outrageous tax-exempt status, which makes its systematic child abuse, in this country at least, a government-subsidized activity.

Another thing I'm paying for that I don't like.

Somewhere underneath all of this there is a root story that has to do with celibacy. The celibate status of its priests is basically the Catholic church’s last market advantage in the Christian religion racket, but human beings are not designed to be celibate and so problems naturally arise among the population of priests forced to live that terrible lifestyle. Just as it refuses to change its insane and criminal stance on birth control and condoms, the church refuses to change its horrifically cruel policy about priestly celibacy. That’s because it quite correctly perceives that should it begin to dispense with the irrational precepts of its belief system, it would lose its appeal as an ancient purveyor of magical-mystery bullshit and become just a bigger, better-financed, and infinitely more depressing version of a Tony Robbins self-help program.

Therefore it must cling to its miserable celibacy in order to keep its sordid business scheme going; and if clinging to its miserable celibacy means having to look the other way while children are serially molested by its sexually stunted and tortured employees, well, so be it.

Much more.

I'm a convert to Catholicism from my natal religion as an Episcopalian, called Anglicans by some, almost Catholic but not quite, and much saner. I did that in homage to my late Catholic Mom and because the mystery and ritual appealed to me. I kinda liked the services in Latin (and a little Greek). I shoulda went right to Voodoo. I dropped the Church like a hot rock when, like Taibbi, I realized what a crock it was. When you think of the vast wealth and trappings of the Vatican on the one hand, and then think of the poor Mexican lady who crawls twenty miles on her knees to put her last peso on the altar as an offering, and then think about the Vatican letting millions of impoverished people who could be helped by all that wealth languish in misery, you realize that at the corporate level, the 'vow of poverty' is a flat fuckin' lie.

The Church used to rule Europe and a pretty good bit of the rest of the world. It acts like it still does and can get away with whatever it wants to. Just like Repuglicans.

I've got no use for the Roman Catholic Church or Repuglicans. Both of 'em are made-up scams that invented things that don't exist to get wealth and power and their time's nearly up. May God speed their demise.

Addenda:

The one thing the Vatican is reported to have that I would like to see in widespread distribution is an apocryphal book containing descriptions and effects of some 800 psychotropic plants that grow in Mexico and points south. Think of the tourist business! The Mexican lady could drive to the church in an Escalade to offer her peso!

Also, on the philosophical level, Martin Luther was wrong about a lot of things, but he was right about this:

Luther strongly disputed their claim that freedom from God's punishment of sin could be purchased with money.

Not something the Pope wanted to hear in the Vatican boardroom.

A woman on the verge of violence

I guess I'm on about Moosebreath today. Please Jesus, make it stop...

JoAnn Blake at the EssEffZam:

Since losing her bid for vice president, Palin's well-groomed appearance has changed. Now she wears old blue jeans and loopy pony tails. Her voice has become more strident and shrieking as she unloads her smoldering rage. The wholesome, mother-of-five image vanishes when she yells, "The future is not a crapshoot!"

The hell it ain't. If I knew what was going to happen tomorrow, I'd be down at the Race & Sports Book with my life savings. The only way you know tomorrow's rollout is if you use your own loaded dice, and you can be shot or put in jail for that. I hope the teabaggers find out what a load of crap their 'leaders' are making them joyfully eat and ask for more. When they find out how bad they've been punk'd and get the fishhooks outta their lips, they're going to be angry and said 'leaders' will go into hiding. Hey, they gotta blame somebody for their gullibility and it ain't gonna be themselves 'cuz they don't play that shit. They're mostly Repugs and that's the way they roll, after all.

On Saturday The New York Times and The Washington Post ran the same photo on their front pages of Palin, clad in a black leather biker jacket as she stumped for John McCain in Arizona. Her fists were clenched and raised like a boxer, her face twisted into a menacing smirk. It was as if she just jumped, breathless, off her Harley.

I'm reasonably familiar with bike leather and it looked more like a dominatrix outfit to me. She probably got it from the Voyeur's (OMG! Go see!) boutique on the RNC's dime. Heh. Or perhaps it was a gift from a well-heeled Repug donor after a particularly memorable 'table experience' or 'private event' by her with a 'happy ending'. Double heh.

On the other hand, if she 'jumped off her Harley' at about a buck-twenty that'd be OK with me. The road rash'd be through that thin-ass style leather on the first bounce! Can you say 'ass fulla strawberries'? She could continue on the batcrap circuit in between skin grafts. Ah, to dream...

By airing blatant suggestions of anti-government violence, Supreme Wingnut Palin has lost her dignity and lowered herself in the opinion of many women, even die-hard Republicans such as Elisabeth Hasselbeck, who criticized Palin's tactics on "The View" along with the other panelists. I'm no fan of Hasselbeck's, but I'll bet a lot of mature women see it the way she does -- as despicable behavior we don't want our children to embrace.

If even "Check my cranial air pressure, please" Hasselbeck has wised up, this may be soon mercifully over.

One of Palin's favorite lines is "Let's take our country back," but this country is not hers to take. Her ticket didn't win the 2008 elections when Americans joined a real populist revolt after eight years of Republican rule headed by former President George W. Bush. Yet Palin can't accept the Democratic Party's right to govern or the duty of lawmakers to make decisions they judge as being in the best interests of the people. She can continue to raise her voice against the Obama administration, but the madness will drown out the message until no one bothers to listen.

Thank you, Sister. Soon I hope, but she's more likely to rave on until there's no more money in it for her.

"Your poll numbers may have descended a bit, but so did your testicles."

Last ¶ of a pretty good piece by Bill Maher:

Democrats in America were put on earth to do one thing: drag the ignorant hillbilly half of this country into the next century, which in their case is the 19th -- and by passing health care, the Democrats saved their brand. A few months ago, Sarah Palin mockingly asked them, "How's that hopey-changey thing working out for ya?" Great, actually. Thanks for asking. And how's that whole Hooked on Phonics thing working out for you?

She has such an irritating screechy voice that it would help if she would just lie in good English.

Ah ...

Here come the locusts. I was wondering when it was gonna happen.

Black is heavier ...

And other sundry observations from Mr. Rude:

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So somewhere around 9000 people gathered in the desert in Nevada this weekend to attack Harry Reid's tiny home town and listen to leather queen Sarah Palin speak about how only stupid people should be president. Many of the people there only had the time and money to make the trip because they are unemployed, retired, or disabled and live off government checks like, you know, unemployment and Social Security. In other words, the federal government is subsidizing the free speech of a bunch of people who are protesting that the government is taking away their freedoms. You're welcome, teabaggers.

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Monday, March 29, 2010

Headline of the Day

RNC chairman dropped $1,900 at bondage-themed bar

Ohhhhh....

Welcome to Glennbeckistan

Where the Tea Party Rules and Tea-hadis Roam

Good piece in TomDispatch. Links at site.

What if the Tea Party ruled? Imagine a land, let’s call it Glennbeckistan, where white, patriarchal, religiously zealous, Tea Party-type patriots hold a super-majority in both houses of the legislature, sit in the governor’s mansion, and control most local governments. It’s a place so out of sync with the rest of the nation that states’ rights and even secession are always on the agenda. It’s a place where gun-ownership trumps all other rights, climate change is considered an insidious socialist conspiracy, and a miscarriage can be investigated as a potential crime. Welcome to Utah.

Go read.

It's no coincidence that the state line signs say "Welcome to Utah. Set your clock back fifty years." Well, they should.

Utah has an awful lot going for it. Parts of it are so drop-dead beautiful it makes your heart sing. Arches, Canyonlands, Zion, and Bryce Canyon NPs and the Grand Staircase Escalante NM are places you should see.

Gearheads have the Bonneville Salt Flats as a holy shrine to speed, and there's slick rock 4-wheeling and mountain biking around Moab, where you can eat Mexican food while you get yer 'sickle fixed.

Up north, there's all the winter sports you could ever want, but in all fairness you should come here instead.

There's world class fishing. Hunting? You can blast away at critters you never heard of.

I could go on and on, but in short Utah is an outdoor, scenic, recreational and sportsman's paradise.

But God has to have his little joke. He populated the joint with those fuckin' Mormon cultists. Most, and I don't mean all, but most of 'em I've met are arrogant pricks. I do not discuss religion and politics in Utah, and most certainly not the "Mormon Massacre". Take warning from that one. They love our tourist dollars, but we're all, non-Mormon wingnuts included, if to a slightly lesser extent, infidel gentile trash to most of those bastards.

They're all fucking retards, but they own the joint. Well, they want to:

WaPo

SALT LAKE CITY -- Fed up with federal ownership of more than half the land in Utah, Republican Gov. Gary Herbert on Saturday authorized the use of eminent domain to take some of the U.S. government's most valuable parcels.

Herbert signed a pair of bills into law that supporters hope will trigger a flood of similar legislation throughout the West, where lawmakers contend that federal ownership restricts economic development in an energy-rich part of the country.

Read as: There's coal, oil, and gas in them thar hills and we want to tear all them mountaintops off and put oil & gas wells everywhere to get the money.

We will eventually have to go after all those energy deposits even if we change our profligate ways, but for now I'm happy the Feds are in charge if for no other reason than to keep from making those damn Saints any richer than they already are.

Just as an aside, I went back to the Brain archives for Sept. '05 to look for material from my last trip to Utah. The archives only went back to 9/18. Whassup wid dat?

Things I never knew 'til now

How 50,000 Hindu pilgrims keep Lady Gaga looking hot.

Kolibri

On the theory that it's good to know the history of the Nazis to better understand the far right, I watched a show about Operation Hummingbird, aka 'Night of the Long Knives', last night. It bore an uncanny resemblance to what's going on amongst the Repugs. Heh. I wish them much success!

Paraphrased Quotes of the Day

These are from memory, so no links, from The Chris Matthews Show yesterday. He doesn't interrupt as much as on Hardball and he has better guests for the panel. Too bad it's only a half hour once a week.

Howard Fineman: "If this health care bill is socialism, then Warren Buffet is Karl Marx."

During the 'tell me something I don't know' (which isn't much of a challenge) portion:

Andrew Sullivan: "Well, you actually already know this, but the pope's moral authority is over."

It's nice to hear somebody say that out loud.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

UPSET IN IRAQ ELECTIONS
Guy aligned with CIA edges out stooge planted by Pentagon.

California: Leading GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Spending $249 a Minute
Her platform: cut spending.

POLL
Republicans:
67% Think Obama's a socialist, 57% a Muslim, 24% think he “might be the Antichrist”
Democrats: 67% think Republicans are sexually repressed racists, 57% think they're self-hating homophobes, 24% think they're “frightened, gun-toting, bible-thumping psychopaths.”

Only 24%?

World’s Hottest Chili Weaponized By Indian Military
China mobilizes Kung Pao Chicken at border.

FOOD FIGHT!!!

Testosterone is Why Men Ogle Women
Take it away and they'd stare at fruit.

Melons. Heh.

OMG!!!!1!

The terrorism!

I was wondering ...

When it would become our fault. It seems it's been our fault for years:

Oh my, not only do we liberals with our liberal liberalism engaged in liberally cause dear sweet conservatives to act out violently, we make conservatives priests engage in the touching of a hairless penis.

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You know, just like 9/11 was Clinton's fault. I'm so sick of these people.

Running late. See yas after work ...

Sunday, March 28, 2010

What is it ...

With NYC mayors that they have the urge to become drag queens once they get in office?

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Mayor Bloomberg, in his ripped jeans, shades, and a hideous flower-print shirt, joined the cast of Hair onstage at last night's Inner Circle dinner and did what mayors always do at these things: made a fool of himself. After riding on to the stage in a van filled with pot smoke (we're not sure if this violated the smoking ban), Bloomberg halfheartedly sang along to "Age of Aquarius" before his friends Howard Wolfson, the Situation, and Snooki emerged from behind the curtains. Fortunately, they all kept their clothes on and none of them dressed in drag, which means Bloomberg still hasn't matched Rudy Giuliani's performance from 2000. But Bloomberg still has time to make that happen. He just needs to find a dress that fits.

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Oy, Christ, my dinner isn't sitting so well now.

Which one a yas made the bubbles?

Click to embiggen

Alternate Brainiacs solving the world's problems

Thanks to Brand X.

Headline of the Day

Tea Party of Nevada candidate hit with felony bad check charges, also facing home foreclosure

The Rage Is Not About Health Care

Daddy Frank nails it once again with today's 'must read'. Links at site.

[...] Boehner, having previously likened the health care bill to Armageddon, was now so apoplectic you had to wonder if he had just discovered one of its more obscure revenue-generating provisions, a tax on indoor tanning salons.

But the laughs evaporated soon enough. [...]

How curious that a mob fond of likening President Obama to Hitler knows so little about history that it doesn’t recognize its own small-scale mimicry of Kristallnacht. The weapon of choice for vigilante violence at Congressional offices has been a brick hurled through a window. So far.

If Obama’s first legislative priority had been immigration or financial reform or climate change, we would have seen the same trajectory. The conjunction of a black president and a female speaker of the House — topped off by a wise Latina on the Supreme Court and a powerful gay Congressional committee chairman — would sow fears of disenfranchisement among a dwindling and threatened minority in the country no matter what policies were in play. It’s not happenstance that Frank, Lewis and Cleaver — none of them major Democratic players in the health care push — received a major share of last weekend’s abuse. When you hear demonstrators chant the slogan “Take our country back!,” these are the people they want to take the country back from.

They can't. [...]

Please, please, please go read.

Related:

From another 'must read' column by Colby King:

The angry '50s and '60s crowds threatened and intimidated; some among them even murdered. That notwithstanding, Americans of goodwill gathered in the White House to witness the signing of landmark civil rights laws.

Schoolhouse doors were blocked, and little children were demeaned. Yet the bigots didn't get the last word. Justice rolled down like a mighty river, sweeping them aside.

They insulted, abused, lied and vandalized. Still, President Obama fulfilled his promise to sign historic health-care reform into law by the end of his first term.

Those angry faces won't go away. But neither can they stand in the way of progress.

The mobs of yesteryear were on the wrong side of history. Tea Party supporters and their right-wing fellow travelers are on the wrong side now. It shows up in their faces.

As the headline in BuzzFlash says:

The Virulent Violent Hatred of the Tea Party and GOP Leaders is About Race. Don't Kid Yourself. It's the Last Gasping Effort of the Neo-Confederacy and White Males to Seize Power Away from An America in Which They Will Soon Become a Minority.

Amen.

Update (from Fixer):

Sorry to crowd in here pardner, but this is also related.

Memo to Teabaggers

Moar, please?

Between the death threats, the vandalism, and the bigotry, you give me and the rest of the left wing of this nation comfort in your hour of pain.

You can spin your viciousness and terrorism anyway you want to, but the simple truth is, you're nothing but a bunch of pantywaist little girls who lost your Barbie dolls because Mommy and Daddy decided to teach you a lesson, and gave her to the nice girl down the street who has very little to begin with.

Instead of viewing this as an act of Christian kindness, you choose to view it through a lens of entitlement. Instead of accepting the consequences of running this nation into the ground by supporting a dimwit conservative who wholeheartedly embraced a conservative agenda until even that low-level moron realized how much damage he had caused this once-great and powerful nation, you choose now to have some sort of "uprising," believing your positions of entitlement in the mainstream media and in low-levels of power will protect you.

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Indeed. History will pass you by, just like all the other reactionary assholes who came before you. You've shit yer own beds and it's only a matter of time before everybody smells it.

"...I never knew there were worse things than dyin'..."

There are quite a few versions of this on YouTube. I thought the one by Liam Clancy was more powerful and moving, but this one has great graphics.

This is dedicated to all Veterans and especially those who were killed and irrevocably damaged in unnecessary wars and campaigns like Gallipoli and Bush's Oil War.

This is a look at things to come via a look at the past.

A song about a young Australian soldier maimed during the Battle of Gallipoli (1915) during the First World War; written by Eric Bogle in 1972. The paintings of Degas, Sargent, and the visual arts of Spadecaller, augment the song's theme.


Thanks to Thespadecaller.

With a little help ...

From my friends:

It was just a single contract for a single job on a single base in Iraq. The Department of Defense agreed to pay the megacontractor KBR $5 million a year to repair tactical vehicles, from Humvees to big rigs, at Joint Base Balad, a large airfield and supply center north of Baghdad. Yet according to a new Pentagon report [PDF], what the military got was as many as 144 civilian mechanics, each doing as little as 43 minutes of work a month, with virtually no oversight. The report, issued March 3 by the DOD's inspector general, found that between late 2008 and mid-2009, KBR performed less than 7 percent of the work it was expected to do, but still got paid in full.

The $4.6 million blown on this particular contract is a relatively small loss considering that in 2009 alone, the government had a blanket deal worth $5 billion with KBR (formerly known as the Halliburton subsidiary Kellogg Brown & Root). Just days before the Pentagon released the Balad report, KBR announced it had won a new $2.3 billion-plus, five-year Iraq contract. But the inspector general's modest investigation offers new insight into just how little KBR delivers and how toothless the Pentagon is to prevent contractor waste. Moreover, the government's own auditors predict that as the military draws down its forces in Iraq, KBR will keep most of its workforce intact, enabling it to collect $190 million or more in unnecessary expenses. Much of any "peace dividend" from the war's gradual end—potentially hundreds of billions of dollars—could wind up in the hands of contractors.

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No wonder they didn't draft Gordon and me to fix shit over there. They were paying KBR to do it while the mechanics were riding shotgun for convoys. Personally, I'm sick and tired of this country still contributing to the Cheney Family Retirement Plan. The big shots at Halliburton should be doing jail time, not getting more contracts.

Great thanks to Jill for the link.

I'll say it again ...

After all that's gone on, in so many places, over the past 50 years - and then the massive cover up - there is no way the Catholic Church should be the moral arbiter of anything:

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After the latest allegations – that Benedict took no action in the US when he was head of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, the Vatican's enforcer – the church is now "terrified" as more victims stand up to be counted in Italy, according to Roberto Mirabile, head of La Caramella Buona, an Italian anti-abuse group. "With the scandals erupting abroad, we will see a huge growth in victims' groups in Italy in coming weeks," said Mirabile yesterday. As Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, Benedict handled abuse cases at the Vatican for 24 years before he became pope in 2005.

"We are likely to discover that the Vatican worked even harder in Italy with bishops than elsewhere to hide cases, simply because the contact was closer and the church is so powerful in Italy," Mirabile added.

Sergio Cavaliere, an Italian lawyer who has documented 130 cases of clerical paedophilia, also believes that the Vatican's backyard could follow Ireland, the United States and Germany in producing a wave of abuse revelations. "The cases I have found are just the tip of the iceberg given the reluctance of many victims to come forward until now," said Cavaliere. "And in no single case did the local bishop alert police to the suspected abuse."

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It gets worse by the day and, obviously, goes all the way to the top. At least, during the centuries of "Emperor Popes", you knew what their motivations were; it was about gaining wealth for the church and influence over the barbarians. Nowadays, it's nothing more than a pedophiles club that makes NAMBLA look like a bunch of pikers.

A good Palm Sunday to you all.

Thanks to Chris for the link.