Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Furious House Republicans Grill Rosenstein
Can't understand why Russia probe, which will very likely bring down Trump and the Republican Party, “taking so damn long.”

Putin to Meet With Trump in Helsinki
In exchange for pee tape Trump will give Putin our nuclear launch codes.

Justice Kennedy Announces His Retirement
Says he's looking forward to lifetime membership at Mar-a-Lago given to him by “a secret admirer.”

Tariffs Force Harley-Davidson to Build Factory in Europe
Hells Angels relocating to Düsseldorf.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Heaven Ain´t Ready For You Yet, é uma bela balada cantada por Emmylou Harris, no ábum de 1980, The Legend Of Jesse James.

Thanks to Quim Graça.

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U.S. Withdraws From UN Human Rights Council
It was fun, but we've decided to go in another direction.

California: Plan to Split State in Three Parts Goes On Ballot in November
Technifornia, Agrifornia, and Pornifornia.

Archeologists Digging up Artifacts at Site of Woodstock
So far they've found Jimi Hendrix's guitar pick, Wavy Gravy's roach clip.

Deaths Now Outnumber Births Among Whites in Most States
In other words, more Trump voters are dying than being born.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

TG4 is a publicly funded Irish broadcaster.

Transatlantic Sessions
Guy Clark & Emmylou Harris
Black Diamond Strings
Dé Domhnaigh 22.00 25/03

Thanks to TRAD TG4.

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Report: Trump's Staff Tapes Together Important Presidential Papers He Rips Up, to Comply With Law
Took three weeks to piece together Bill of Rights.

Sessions Greatly Limits Scope of Asylum Claims
Only granting asylum to those fleeing insider trading charges.

New York AG: Trump Foundation Nothing More Than Slush Fund For Trump
Money meant for disabled veterans spent on campaign ads touting how much Trump cares for veterans.

World Cup: Russia Gives Train Conductors Smiling Lessons
Reverses previous policy where smiling was forbidden.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to GuriMalla2010.

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TRUMP: RUSSIA DESERVES TO BE ALLOWED BACK IN G7
For making him President.

Prison Reform Moving Ahead Quickly in Washington
Hope to have a bill passed before everyone goes to prison.

President Makes Enemies Out of Mexico, Canada, Germany, France, Italy, Japan, Britain
Before meeting with his good friend Kim Jong-un.

EPA Scales Back Restrictions on Toxic Chemicals
Rationale: If you outlaw toxic chemicals only outlaws will have toxic chemicals.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to Independent Musicians Foundation.

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Kim Kardashian Visits Oval Office
She's there to lend the office some gravitas.

Trump's Lawyers Argue He's Too Busy to Answer Mueller's Questions
Golf, enraging presidents of friendly countries, colluding with enemies to fix elections, arranging hush money payments for sex scandals, lying, cheating, stealing, monetizing his presidency all very time-consuming.

Trump's Immigration Plan Keeps Whites in Majority 5 More Years Than Projected
Time needed by Republicans to finish transferring all the nation's wealth to six privileged families.

New York Times: California's Economy Has Skyrocketed, But Paralyzed by Traffic Gridlock, High Housing Costs
Made tolerable by legalized marijuana, great weather, right to die legislation.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Recorded live at the Silk Cut Festival in Wembley Arena, London in april 1987

Thanks to gdoublee.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Streamed from the Country Music Hall of Fame concert, December, 2017

Thanks to grassflats2.

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40 MILLION WATCH PRINCE HARRY MARRY AMERICAN MEGHAN MARKLE
All of Britain cheers break from centuries of inbreeding.

Roger Stone: Trump Might Not Run Again in 2020
If he makes himself President for Life.

Michael Flynn Has Nothing But High Praise for Trump in New Book
Titled Pardon Me, tome is in stores now.

REMINDER
You can respect the office without having to respect the scumbag who occupies it.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to Independent Musicians Foundation.

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NRA Names Oliver North as Their Next President
Congratulations pour in from Iran, Nicaragua.

“Melania” Moves Up Quickly Among Most Popular Baby Names
Still trails current leader: Stormy.

Incels, “Involuntary Celibate” Men, Latest Angry Social Movement
Feel discriminated against just because they're assholes.

Mormon Church Ends Association With Boy Scouts
Catholic Church says it's ready to step right in.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

AXS TV Concerts
Published on May 7, 2018

Shot on January 10, 2015, at the Dar Constitution Hall in Washington DC, this concert features performances by Emmylou Harris and tons of other great artists! Premieres May 13th on AXS TV.

Thanks to AXS TV Concerts.

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Ironic Times

Republicans Have Run 13,000 Ads Against Hillary Clinton This Year
Seems to be working since she's still not president.

Washington Post: Trump Passes 3,000 Lie Mark Since He Took Office
Note: oft-repeated “no collusion” only counts once.

Facebook Introduces Dating App for its 2 Billion Users
Meet the Russian troll of your dreams.

Despite Budget Cuts, Search Continues for Signs of Intelligent Life
Only difference: telescopes now aimed at Nation's Capital.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Long one. Enjoy.

From YouTube comments:

Darko
6 hours ago
01 I Don't Want To Talk About It Now/02 I Ain't Living Long Like This/03 Red Dirt Girl/04 One Big Love/05 Love Hurts/06 Orphan Girl/07 Deeper Well/08 Boy From Tupelo/09 Wheels/10 Born To Run/11 The Maker/12 Boulder To Birmingham/13 Get Up John

Thanks to Larry Musicman.

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Survey: Trump Voters Driven By Fear of Losing Status, Not Economic Hardship
“Make America Great Again for White People” too many words to fit on a hat.

Amazon-Owner Jeff Bezos's Blue Origin to Begin Sending Humans to Space Next Year
Those willing to pay for Prime can return in two days.

“Pharma Bro” Martin Shkreli Now in Federal Prison
Selling cigarettes for $500 apiece.

Bob Dylan Introduces Own Brand of Whiskey
It will compete with Willie Nelson's own brand of marijuana and Bill Cosby's own brand of Quaaludes.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to texanboy35.

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Readers of National Enquirer One of Most Supportive of Trump's Campaign, Says Tabloid's Owner
They like Trump, and they hope aliens who abducted Elvis return him at once.

Trump Hires Giuliani, Whom He Has Long Admired
For having balls to move his mistress into the mayor's mansion while his wife was still living there.

Ted Cruz, Called “Lyin'” Ted Cruz by Trump, Pens Glowing Tribute to Him for Time
Apparently also agrees his wife should wear a bag over her head and his father conspired to kill Kennedy.

Ex-New Jersey Governor Christie's Official Portrait Costing State $85,000, Three Times More Than Predecessors
Artist says he needs three times as much canvas, paint.