Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

White House Permanently Cancels Press Briefings, Citing Behavior of Reporters
And their intrusive habit of asking questions.

UK: Parliament in Chaos as Brexit Looms
Parties accuse each other of hoarding bananas.

State Dept. Launches Massive Probe Into Urgent National Security Threat
Hillary Clinton's emails.

Giuliani Goes on the Attack, Provides Irrefutable Evidence
Proves beyond any doubt that he, and the President, are in big trouble.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to Xerxes Vinyl Classics 黑膠特區 Vinyl Zone.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Far Fewer Than Expected Show Up for “Storm Area 51” Event
And no one who was there can remember anything.

NFL: Numerous Top Quarterbacks Knocked Out of Action as Teams Scramble for Replacements
Job open to virtually anyone who won't take a knee.

EPA Scales Back Water Protections
Public advised not to use water, keep it well away from children.

Three Mile Island, Site of 1979 Nuclear Meltdown, Shuts Down for Good
Site to be re-purposed for low-income housing after ten thousand years.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to Rolf Ludvigsen.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump Announces Plan to Tackle Homelessness
Will round up homeless people, move them to a government facility, or Trump hotel.

Trump: Fed Needs to Try Negative Interest Rates
Then he'll never have to pay back the Russians.

60% Don't Believe Trump Deserves Re-Election
Didn't think he deserved it the first time.

Trump Reelection Campaign Selling Plastic Straws With His Name on Them
Coming soon: Trump incandescent bulbs, Trump lead paint, Trump flammable pajamas.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

This video was originally published on March 20, 2017. A selection of Emmy Lou Harris narrating part of the history of Nashville's Ryman Auditorium that included the birth of bluegrass, a civil rights demonstration,

Thanks to the Los Angeles Times.

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Ironic Times

Several States Cancel Republican Primaries to Prevent Challenges to Trump
He already provides enough challenges.

Sarah Sanders to Write Book About Her Stint as White House Press Secretary
Working title: Everything But the Truth.

Pence Defends Staying at Trump Properties at Taxpayers' Expense
And wearing Trump suits, eating Trump steaks, drinking Trump water, and using Trump cologne.

At Last Minute, Trump Cancels Secret Talks at Camp David With Taliban
Also cancels their Sept. 11th visit to Ground Zero.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Tonight we're going back to 1977 for a live performance of Tulsa Queen by Emmylou Harris!

Thanks to Wings of Pegasus.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Solomon Burke & Emmylou Harris live at Nashville's Belcourt Theatre on September 25th 2006.

Thanks to ItsWaldo (Walter Brinkman).

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Montana: Men Who Pretended To Be Veterans Must Wear “I AM A LIAR” Signs
Trump cancels trip to Montana.

Trump's USDA Issues New Diet Guidelines
Calls for more salt, sugar, red meat, processed foods and Roundup.

Study: Possible Link Between Air Pollution and Psychiatric Disorders
If true, provides great argument for clean energy as cure for gun violence.

Trump Reveals Classified Information in Tweet
“There's plenty more where that came from,” he boasts.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

At the Polar Music Prize ceremony 9 June 2015 First Aid Kit performed "Red Dirt Girl" to honor the Polar Music Prize Laureate Emmylou Harris.

Thanks to Polar Music Prize.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Los Angeles to Build World's Largest Wildlife Bridge Across 101 Freeway
With a diamond lane for skunks.

Trump Tells Vets He Wanted to Give Himself Medal of Honor
Since he can't give himself an Emmy.

Trump Calls on Social Media Platforms to Detect Potential Mass Shooters
They do, and his name keeps popping up.

Mormon Church Reaffirms Ban on Coffee
“Not what I wanted to hear,” says owner of Salt Lake City's only Starbucks.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to Nor'west Arch.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Special Edition: Trump Presidency Part 2

JULY - SEPTEMBER, 2018

Trump's Lawyers Argue He's Too Busy to Answer Mueller's Questions
Golf, enraging presidents of friendly countries, colluding with enemies to fix elections, arranging hush money payments for sex scandals, lying, cheating, stealing, monetizing his presidency all very time-consuming.

Trump's Immigration Plan Keeps Whites in Majority 5 More Years Than Projected
Time needed by Republicans to finish transferring all the nation's wealth to six privileged families.

OCTOBER - DECEMBER, 2018

Trump Accuses Google of Rigging Search Results to Make Him Look Bad
Wants them re-rigged to make him look good.

APRIL - JUNE, 2019

Trump Would Have Been Charged With Obstruction Were He Not President, Say Hundreds of Former Federal Prosecutors
“Woulda coulda shoulda,” tweets Trump.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Recorded for German television 1980; Roses in the snow album

Thanks to Geert VL.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Special Edition: Trump Presidency Part 1

APRIL - JUNE, 2017

Trump Meets With Saudis, Considers Them Important Allies
In the fight against Western Civilization.

JULY - SEPTEMBER, 2017

Latest Polls Show Trump Losing Support of His Base
Less than 50% of angry, ignorant, drunk white men now think he's doing a good job.

JANUARY - MARCH, 2018

Report: Hate Groups Increased by 4% in First Year of Trump's Presidency
Not including groups who hate Trump.

Trump Fires Cabinet Member Who Called Him “Fucking Moron”
Not the one who called him “dumber-than-dirt douchebag” or the one who called him “shit-for-brains asswipe.”

Part 2 next week

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to John wesson.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Saudi Arabia: Women Can Now Travel Without Male Guardian's Approval
Move draws harsh criticism from several Republican congressmen.

DOJ Says It May Add Antifa to List of Terrorist Organizations
And remove pro-fascist organizations.

Study: Marijuana as Effective as Prescription Painkillers
Ask your budtender if an indica dominant hybrid is right for you.

Trump's Golf Costs Over $110 Million, More Than All of Obama's Travel in 8 Years
And he cheats.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to Pat Gollop.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

MUELLER APPEARANCE A TOTAL DUD
He could only confirm the President lied, told others to lie, accepted and encouraged help from a foreign adversary to win an election, obstructed justice on numerous occasions and didn't answer Mueller's written questions truthfully.

UK's Own “Stable Genius” Boris Johnson Takes Over as Prime Minister
Monster Raving Loony Party declares victory, disbands.

Trump Moves to Kick 3 Million People Off Food Stamps
More food for him.

Trump: Article II Says "I Have The Right to Do Whatever I Want as President"
Article I grants him the right to spout such nonsense.