Saturday Emmylou Blogging

The setup:

Thanks to TVWow.

The payoff:

Thanks to JasonKT.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Kim Jong-un Takes Luxurious, Bulletproof “Mystery Train” to China, Meets With Xi
Trump furious, wants his own mystery train.

Majority of Americans Not Seeing Any Change to Their Paychecks
But their boss just got a new Bentley.

In Wake of Successful “Roseanne” Debut, Networks Mull Other Revivals
Like “Amos 'n Andy.”

Russian Propaganda Video Shows Multiple Nuclear Warheads Descending on Florida
It's quickly put to use by Alabama Tourism Board.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

1984

Thanks to TheRover98TB.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump Imposes $60 Billion in Tariffs on China, Just Like He Promised His Base
Next: locking up Hillary.

As Boomers Age, Home Health Worker 3rd Fastest-Growing Job
Right behind marijuana delivery man.

Trump Proposes Cutting Funds For Scientific Research
Plan hailed by the Flat Earth Society, Friends of Coal, American Adults Who Believe in Santa Claus, and Densa.

MLB: Red Sox, Yankees to Play Two Games in London in 2019
Despite concern cricket fans will find baseball annoyingly fast and stay home.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

I like them doing this tune together.

Thanks to TRAD TG4.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump Fires Cabinet Member Who Called Him “Fucking Moron”
Not the one who called him “dumber-than-dirt douchebag” or the one who called him “shit-for-brains asswipe.”

Studies: Incompetent Men More Often Seen as Leaders Than Competent Women
Study based on results of last election.

Republican Report on Russia Finds No Collusion
All depends on what definition of “no” is.

Wall Street Journal: Wells Fargo Paid CEO Timothy Sloan $17.4 Million Last Year
One dollar for every customer he cheated.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

10 mars 2018

Thanks to FRANCIS DEHAN.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

House Republicans Furious Over Tariffs
Fear price of tinfoil hats will skyrocket.

EU Threatens Retaliatory Tariffs on Harley-Davidsons, Bourbon, Levis
Our only exports.

Trump to Consider Elephant Trophy Imports on “Case-By-Case” Basis
Will apply same protocol to trophy wife imports.

Study: Fake News Travels Farther, Faster Than Real News
But fake study concluding just the opposite reaches more people sooner.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Interview after the music.

Published on Mar 5, 2018
This was the first TV Performance Emmylou did with her Acustic Band The NashRamblers in 1990. August 12. .. Emmylou and the band was promoting her new album «BRAND NEW DANCE»

Thanks to Terje Morewood.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

REPORT: TRUMP REFERS TO SESSIONS AS “MR. MAGOO”
Like Magoo, Sessions sees nothing, somehow survives.

Trump Tariffs on Imported Steel, Aluminum Angers Trade Partners
Many threaten retaliatory tariffs on American-made products, if we ever start making them again.

Source: Trump Privately Expressed Desire That All Drug Dealers be Executed
Publicly welcomes Big Pharma to White House.

Report: Hate Groups Increased by 4% in First Year of Trump's Presidency
Not including groups who hate Trump.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to Terje Morewood.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump Endorses Romney
Grateful “choke artist” thanks “con man and a fraud.”

Survey: 81% of Women Have Experienced Sexual Harassment Or Assault
The rest have nondisclosure agreements.

McDonald's Serves 1.2 Billion Happy Meals Worldwide Each Year
And three salads.

??? ~~ News Quiz ~ ???

Robert Mueller is closing in on Donald Trump like:

A ) Donald Jr. with an AR-15 on a deer.

B ) Jared Kushner and a Russian gangster on a money laundering scheme.

C ) A shark smelling blood in the water.

D ) Melania on a fur coat.

Hint: “all of the above” is an acceptable option.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Emmylou Harris - One Of These Days - George Jones And Friends 50th Anniversary Tribute Concert 2007

Thanks to GuriMalla2010.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Intel Chiefs: Russia Plotting To Sway 2018 Elections
Already meeting with top Trump officials.

President Now Says He's “Totally Against Domestic Violence”
Except when it's the victim's fault.

Report: Steve Bannon Considering Presidential Run
On the Monster Raving Loony ticket.

New Doglike Robot Can Open Doors
Breakthrough, funded by dogs, means we're no longer needed.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to Maarten van Houwelingen.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

United States Set to Borrow $1 Trillion, 84% Jump from Last Year
Trump's plan: stiff creditors, declare bankruptcy.

NASA Releases Most Distant Photo Ever
Taken a few seconds before big bang.

San Diego: 9-Year-Old Girl Scout Sells 300 Boxes of Cookies in One Hour in Front of Marijuana Dispensary
Currently being recruited by Morgan Stanley.

Michelle Bachmann: God Doesn't Want Me to Run for Senate
Told her she's “nutty as a fruitcake.”

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to
billbilladaada
.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Report: Trump Asked Rosenstein if He Was “On My Team”
Same question Putin asked Trump.

NFL: Microchips in Every Game Ball, But League Resists Putting Them in Helmets
Afraid they'll be damaged by frequent impact.

Monopoly Introduces New “Cheater's Edition”
Boardwalk replaced by Trump Tower.

Study: Americans Staying Home More, Saving Energy
Boarding up windows, shutting off gas, electricity, eating cat food.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to Paulo Vieira.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

DOOMSDAY CLOCK MOVES CLOSEST TO MIDNIGHT SINCE 1950'S
When parents thought rock and roll would destroy the world.

Report: First Lady Living in Nearby Hotel Since Affair Revelations
Now fears manager of Motel 6 will out her to ICE agents.

Russia: Putin Opposition Leader Jailed Two Months Before Elections
In U.S., Oprah, Joe Biden, and The Rock are all detained.

Senate Democrats Agree to End Shutdown Based on Promise by Mitch McConnell
He promises each one of them a path to citizenship.