Tuesday, November 1, 2005

Dear Dems

It's been 3 hours since Harry Reid whipped out his huge wiener and beat it against the side of Bill Frist's head, causing him to cry and whine like the little bitch he is. I've just been surfing through our little corner of Left Blogtopia (y!sctp!*), checking the reaction amongst my fellow bloggers.

Dear Democrats,

If you stand up, we'll stand with you. Does anybody think Harry was wrong? Not a one of us so far. We're ready to go. We were ready for this two years ago and would have gone with you then. Look around in cyberspace, Dems. If you'll stand up to the Republicans, show them for what they are, we will stand with you. We did in '04 and we'll do it in '06 if you give us leadership to fight for.

You guys are the ones on the pointy end. Take a hint from the Jarheads and ground pounders in Iraq. You know why the grunts will follow their commanders into Hell? Because they know they're all in it together. You play to win. If you want to win, we'll go with you. If you show us more of what Harry Reid and Henry Waxman and Chuck Schumer have done so far today, we'll storm the gates if you ask us. Just show us you're willing to fight along with us.

Thanks, Harry,

The Fixer

*yes!skippy coined that phrase!

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