Blair Leaving, Won't Say When
Hasn't received instructions from Bush.
House Panel: Intel on Iran Weak
But good enough to warrant preemptive nuclear strike, says Cheney.
Senate Report: Saddam Had No Ties to Al Qaeda
But he was close to Rumsfeld.
Republicans Concerned Spy Agencies Playing Down Iran Threat
Fear voters not sufficiently scared.
CORRECTION
We reported that President Bush had referred to busting the Miami terrorist plot as a great success. In fact, FBI informants provided the money, video cameras, plans, warehouse, cellphones, targets, a van and the Al Queda "swearing in" ceremonies, while the captured terrorists provided only the marijuana, so Bush must have been referring to the great success of busting some other terrorist plot. We apologize for any confusion caused by our mistake.
In the old days, you brought the weed, the cops brought the money, and you were busted. Later, the cops brought the weed, you brought the money, and you were busted. Nowadays, the cops bring the weed and the money, and you're busted. Sometimes the cops bust other cops this way. They all have guns, so sometimes it's funny.
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