The Motor City Madman: Just Another Dickwad Chickenhawk Draft Dodger

I'm forced by way of disclaimer to say that I used to kind of like Ted Nugent. I knew he was a wingnut, but I liked his stand on the 2d Amendment and the fact that he eats what he kills. I don't do it myself, but I think hunting is fine.

That said, fuck him.

NewsHounds, who gallantly watch FIXED"News" so we don't have to, takes those brave warriors Nugent and Hannity apart.

Since we've been discussing Ted Nugent lately, this seemed a good time to bring up Nugent's draft dodging. It's well known that Nugent claims to have gone to great lengths to flunk his Draft Board physical. What's not so well-known is that he got a student deferment at the same time he was touring with his rock band, putting in an average of 300 shows a year. How was he going to school and touring that much at the same time?

The Herald also noted that Nugent’s efforts to avoid the draft make President Bush look like a war hero.

(Nugent claims) that 30 days before his Draft Board Physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days he ingested nothing but junk food and Pepsi, and a week before his physical, he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside his pants caked with excrement and urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment.

That takes the fuckin' cake - shittin' yer pants for the draft physical so you won't have to shit yer pants in combat. All he would have ever had to do was play his guitar for Special Service shows. Oh, yeah, the money wouldn't have been as good...

What a fuckin' hypocritical fucktard wingnut asshole, runnin' his mouth about killing people the Repugs don't like. I hope he eats a bad skunk.