Proposed George W. Bush Sewage Plant makes ballot

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A measure seeking to commemorate President Bush's years in office by slapping his name on a San Francisco sewage plant has qualified for the November ballot.

The measure certified Thursday would rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.

Supporters say the idea is to commemorate the mess they claim Bush has left behind by actions such as the war in Iraq.

Local Republicans say the plan stinks and they will oppose it.

This is getting better and better! The 'local Repugs' can oppose it all they want. Each one of them has a vote.

If the measure passes, I humbly suggest a green dual-use proposal that will save time and energy: make the Bush shit plant the site of his presidential library. His fans can then read, albeit slowly with lips a-movin', about all his accomplishments in a symbolically odiferous environment. They can then don swim fins and a snorkel and tour displays of all he has done to this country with his Reverse Midas Touch.

Update:

At Think Progress, this in 'comments' on the same subject:

Texas approves major new wind power project
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The Texas Public Utility Commission, not to be outdone by San Francisco, plans to name the massive wind farm, The Bush Blows Project.

The comments are more entertaining than the actual ballot measure. Go have some fun.