I'll send ya all the stuff right away! Sure ya don't want my Social Security and credit card numbers? My sister's measurements? Yeesh.

I got this in my e-mail. I guess the 'Nigerian Prince' thing is wearing a little. Do they actually expect people to bite on this so obviously phony bait?

Dear Sir,

I am Major.scott J.wright, an American soldier in peace keeping force in Iraq, I am serving in the military of the 1st Armoured Division in Iraq, as you know insurgents everyday and car bombs are attacking us.

We managed to move funds belonging to Saddam Hussein's family in the tune of USD$ 45 Million Dollars in cash. We want to move this money to you, so that you may keep our share for us till when we will come over to meet you.

You are to take 40% of the total 45 Million Dollars and keep 60% for me and my partners. Please No strings attached, we plan on using diplomatic courier and shipping the money out of Iraq in three large silver boxes using diplomatic immunity.

The boxes can be shipped out in 48hrs,so If you are interested kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone numbers for quick communication, then we can send to you the shipment details and the fright number and labels.

goodluck,

major.scott J.wright.

C'mon, dudes, at least get an editor who can spell and punctuate and shit in American!

Fuckin' amazing.