First it turns green, then it falls off...

There are some green things you shouldn't eat, particularly if they didn't start out that way. And who can forget this?


Taco Bell's New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature

I've eaten at Taco Bell, but a) it bears no relation to Mexican or food whatsoever and b) the can of war surplus life raft rations that I've had in the garage for forty years is probably more nutritious and better tasting.