Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

New Formula Adds 7 Million To Ranks of Poverty
They're now eligible to receive lip service.

Belief in Global Warming Wanes
Most Americans more concerned about Mayan calendar, Illuminati.

Denver Newspaper to Hire Medicinal Marijuana Reviewer
Publisher still sifting through 375,000 résumés.

??? ~ News Quiz ~ ???

T. Boone Pickens says the U. S. is “entitled” to Iraqi oil because:
A ) We spent a trillion dollars to get our hands on it.
B ) Our brave soldiers fought and died for it.
C ) We destroyed their country for it.
D ) Our government is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Exxon/Mobil.
Hint: Actually, Chevron also has a piece.