He sucks more than Monica ever did...

From 'Questions for John Yoo' in the NYTimes:

Were you close to George Bush?

No, I’ve never met him. I don’t know Cheney either. I have not gone hunting with him, which is probably a good thing for me.
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So you’re saying you were just one notch above an intern, you and Monica Lewinsky?

She was much closer to the president than I ever was.

Hey, Mr. war crimes enabler, go get two blow jobs and come back and give me one of 'em. Up close and personal, not from afar like you did Cheney and Bush.