Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Butt Implant Scandal


The doctor is in...

HuffPo

NEWARK, N.J. (Associated Press) -- Six women in New Jersey are recovering after they received buttocks-enhancement injections containing silicone used to caulk bathtubs.

Bathtub caulk? What charlatans! Where did they go to medical school anyway?

I use only the finest - whichever 30-year outdoor caulk is on sale.

Bend over and smile, ladies, and the procedure will commence. Guaranteed not to leak.

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